"For goodness' sake!" Helen exclaimed, disgusted. "What in the world
do you want with that stuff? Why, it took the rest of us here in the
court days to get it all out and now you want to bring it back. Throw
it away!"
"Oh, no!" Patricia Pontiac objected, holding a bunch of the weeds
against her heart protectingly. "It's faneweed!"
"You mean you've seen the stuff before?"
Patricia nodded. "We have it all over where we came from. Must have
faneweed."
"But you couldn't have come from some place else," Helen pointed out.
"You wouldn't be green if you did."
"All green where we come from," Mary Maroon said.
"I don't know where that stuff--faneweed, you call it?--came from,"
Helen said, refusing to pay any attention to their claim that they came
from some place else where everyone was green. There just wasn't any
such place!
"We drop seed other time we come," Patricia said. Then she added
indignantly, "You no believe we come from other place?"
"What other place?" asked Helen, with weary politeness.
"You call it Venus."
"That picture the other night," Clara Ford giggled. "Not like Venus at
all. So funny!"
Helen could stand no more. "So are you!" she said rudely, and went into
the house.
They were even crazier than she'd thought. Greener, too, when you saw
them in broad daylight. Did the greenness affect the mind, and the
greener you got, the zanier you became? Would she get to be like that?
The idea frightened her.
"No turn green?" Patricia Pontiac asked Robert plaintively one day, as
if she were blaming him for her bewilderment.
"No!" he answered shortly. "But I don't blame you for envying us men.
It must be tough to be that lousy-looking color."
"Green is _good_ color!" Mary Maroon declared stoutly. "You no have
baby yourself?"
"Of course not!"
Patricia turned to Helen. "Then what she for?"
"_He!_" Robert corrected, and then added sarcastically, "Papa works to
buy baby shoes. Now, does that answer your question?"
Helen sighed. There was just no use trying to explain anything to those
four girls.
* * * * *
Fall and winter passed. The dull monotony of being green was accented
now and then by articles and pictures in newspapers and magazines, and
by rumors, always proved false, that a remedy had been found, though
chemists, biologists and doctors continued hunting for the cause of
the catastrophe. Autopsies provided no clue. Women protested that the
doctors were looking at them with a wishful drop-dead expression, as if
the _next_ autopsy might be the one that would supply the answer.
The greenness was still confined to Mimosa Beach. Other communities
kept up their quarantine. The four girls next door to the Raymonds were
as zany as ever, and Dora Hastings stayed on, of necessity.
And then the monotony was broken by greater calamities.
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