Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three ActsMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
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Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three Acts
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Comedy plays; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Drama
AUNT IDA. (_Gasping_) Dine together!! And discuss S-S-Smith!! (CELIA
_enters in mourning--black shawl and dress--door_ R.I. _She closes
door, comes a few steps on stage and stands with folded hands and
downcast eyes_. AUNT IDA _is now thoroughly bewildered_.) Celia,
you're in black! (_Waves her hand up and down weakly_.)
CELIA. Yes, dear. I made a mistake when I said I shouldn't allow this
news to interfere. I was wrong. Colonel Vavasour has shown me how
deeply he was grieved by my neglect of the trappings of distress.
(NOTE: _The bodice of the black dress_ CELIA _wears, which is
completely hidden by the black shawl, should be of some bright color,
to be disclosed in Act III_.)
AUNT IDA. (_With a long wail_) Will somebody pinch me, please?
(_Sits_.)
TARVER. (_Coming to foot of sofa and kneeling_) Let me do it for you,
won't you?
(MARTIN _enters through_ L.I _with army list on tray. Comes to_
FARADAY.)
AUNT IDA. Certainly not.
TARVER. (_Rising and going back to head of sofa_) So sorry.
MARTIN. The wagonette is at the door, sir.
(EVELYN _and_ MADGE _cross to door_ L., _bidding goodnight to_ COLONEL
SMITH, _and exit_.)
FARADAY. Very well, what have you got there, Martin?
MARTIN. Another army list, sir.
SMITH. (_Above table_ L.C. _Seeing army list_) Oh, damn!
FARADAY. All right. Put it on the table. (MARTIN _puts army list on
table, crosses_ R. _and exits through morning room, turning on lights
in morning room_.) Now then, off we go. (_Counting_) One, two, three,
four. (_To_ PHYLLIS _and_ TARVER) No hanging behind, you two. (TARVER
_and_ PHYLLIS _cross quickly_ L. _to door_.) Got your atlas, Tarver?
TARVER. Yes, sir.
(PHYLLIS _and_ TARVER _exit, nodding good-night to_ COLONEL SMITH.)
FARADAY. Then off we go. (_Coming down to_ AUNT IDA'S _chair, helping
her up and supporting her_. AUNT IDA, _who is now in a thoroughly
demoralised condition, weakly and brokenly emits little gasps. The
feathers in her hair have fallen over one eye. She also shows other
traces of her recent fit_. FARADAY _lifts her up, puts his arm around
her waist and leads her across the stage_, FARADAY _above her_. CELIA
_follows her as far as chair_ R. _of table_ L., _where she remains_.)
Come along, Ida. This has been a little too much for you. Nothing like
fresh air for an attack like yours. You will be all right when you get
out in the fresh air. (AUNT IDA _crosses with him quickly, but
haltingly, still emitting little gasps. When she gets almost to the
door, she looks back at_ CELIA'S _dress, and with a final burst,
exits_. FARADAY _at door_) My daughter will appreciate these quiet, I
may say, these holy hours--with you, Colonel Vavasour.
SMITH. (_Comes down_ L.C.) I appreciate them, sir.
(FARADAY _exits_ L.IE., _closing door after him_. MARTIN _enters
through morning room_.)
MARTIN. Dinner is served. Miss. (_Exits through morning room_.)
(_Clock off_ L., _upper, chimes eight_.)
SMITH. Eight!
CELIA. And your train goes at ten.
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