Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three ActsMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
General
Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three Acts
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Comedy plays; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Drama
FARADAY. (_Crossing to_ AUNT IDA. _Sternly_) Not again, Ida, not
again.
(AUNT IDA _relapses into a state of semi-oblivion_.)
SMITH. It's not nearly ended yet.
STEELE. Well, she has had over two hours to hear it in.
SMITH. (_Scornfully_) Two hours? It was a long message. He lay for
_weeks_ on his sickbed gazing across the thatched roofs of Berbera
to--watching----
RALEIGH. Oh, yes, watching the Arab cows feeding at their anchors.
SMITH. Dhows, man, dhows!
RALEIGH. Well, dhows or cows, I don't care. And as for Smith, I tell
you, I am fed with the fellow.
(CELIA _explodes into laughter, covers her face with handkerchief, and
sits_ R. _of table_.)
STEELE. (_Thinking_ CELIA _is crying_) You brute! You--you blundering
idiot!
TARVER. (_Coming down_ R. _of_ CELIA) Even now he's dead, he's kept
you from the concert to-night. My agent told me that we just shouldn't
do it. He expects I will lose by a hundred votes.
FARADAY. How's that?
CELIA. (_Looking up quickly_) Oh, no, Bobby, it's not too late. We'll
help you. (_Rises and crosses to_ SMITH, _who is_ R.)
SMITH. I am at your service, Miss Faraday.
TARVER. (_To_ SMITH, _eagerly_) And you're some good--aren't you?
(_Goes up to_ PHYLLIS, _back_ C.)
FARADAY. We may call on you later, Vavasour.
SMITH. Do. Do.
FARADAY. (_Taking_ ADMIRAL _by the arm and going_) Come along,
Admiral. Come and have a cigar and we'll talk it over. (_Spoken off
stage_ R.) Smith or no Smith, we must win this seat.
TARVER. (_Taking_ PHYLLIS' _arm_) Madge--Evelyn. Let's go and count
the names of the hundred beasts who won't vote for me.
(PHYLLIS _and_ TARVER _and_ MADGE _move to door_ C. _and exit_ R.)
EVELYN. (_Who has moved up to door, turns in door. Coquettishly to_
STEELE _and_ RALEIGH) I'm afraid I can't count--without some big,
strong man to help me.
RALEIGH. (_Looking round_) Ask Steele. He took all the 'rithmetic
prizes at his kindergarten.
STEELE. (_Looking round_) I'll come in one minute, Lady Trenchard.
There's something on my program I _must_ show to Miss Faraday.
(_Indicating program_.)
EVELYN. (_At door_) Well--! When Celia has quite done with _all_ of
you---- (_Exit rapidly_.)
(_Clock chimes half hour. A moment after_ EVELYN _has gone off, she
presumably switches off lights in room off_ C.--_then third border is
put out and no light except glow from fire remains. The doors remain
wide open_.)
RALEIGH. Half past ten! I thought Colonel Vavasour's train left at
ten, Miss Faraday.
CELIA. (_Confused_) Oh, did it?
SMITH. (_Coolly_) Well, didn't it? And in any case, Mr. Faraday's
clock is wrong.
STEELE. (_Taking out his watch_) Wrong? Not a bit of it.
RALEIGH. (_Also takes out his watch_) I make it ten thirty-two.
(_Ironically_) Perhaps your watch will correct me, Colonel Vavasour.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account