Country life -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Humph--humph! The pigs were thrusting their noses into a heap of
rubbish piled up against the wall, and covered with docks and nettles.
Mr Hedges leant a little farther over the coping, and with the end of
his stick rubbed the back of the fattest, producing divers grunts of
satisfaction. This operation seemed to give equal pleasure to the man
and the animal.
"Thirteen score," said Ruck sententiously, referring to the weight of
the said pig.
"Mebbe a bit more, you,"--two farmers could by no possibility agree on
the weight of an animal. "Folk never used to think nothing of a peg
till a' were nigh on twenty score. But this generation be nice in
bacon, and likes a wafer rasher as shrivels up dry without a lick of
grease."
"It be a spectacle to see the chaps in the Lunnon eating-houses pick
over their plates," said Ruck. "Such a waste of good vittels!"
"There'll be a judgment on it some day." The click of the double
wicket-gates--double, to keep other people's sheep out and the rector's
sheep in--now began to sound more frequently, as the congregation
gathered by twos and threes, coming up the various footpaths that led
across the fields. Very few entered the church--most hanging about and
forming little groups as their acquaintances came up. The boys stole
away from their gossiping parents, and got together where a projecting
buttress and several high square tombs formed a recess and hid their
proceedings. A broad sunken slab just there was level with the turf;
the grass grew over at the edges. They had scraped away the moss that
covered it; the inscription had long since disappeared, except the
figure 7, a remnant of the date. Something like the chink of coppers on
stone might have been heard now and then, when there was a lull in their
chatter.
Dill--dill!
"Squire Thorpe got visitors, yent a'?" asked Hedges, perfectly well
aware of the fact, but desirous of learning something else, and getting
at it sideways, as country folk will.
"Aw; that tall fellow, Geoffrey Newton, and Val Browne, as have set up
the training-stables."
"Warn he'll want some hay?" This was a leading question, and Hedges
rubbed away at the pig to appear innocently unconcerned.
"I sold his trainer eighty ton o' clauver," said Ruck. "A' be a
gentleman, every inch of un."
"Stiffish price, you?"
"Five pound ten."
Whew!
"Ay, ay; but it be five mile to cart it; and a nation bad road."
"What's that long chap doing at Squire's? He 'as been to Australia."
"A' be goin' to larn farming."
"Larn farming!" Intense contempt.
"A' be down to Greene Ferne a' studying pretty often," said Ruck, with a
wink and a broad grin.
"Wimmen," said Hedges, giving an extra hard scrape at the pig, who
responded Humph--humph!
"Wimmen," repeated Ruck still more emphatically.
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