African Americans -- Louisiana -- Gretna -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Who?” Lizzie echoed, unmindful of Susan’s admonition. “Lizzie ain’ seen
nothin’ but gutter water ’long de road, Sis’ Susan; an’ you know Lizzie
too well-raise’ to tackle dat.”
“Chester, how you do?” Scilla coquetted, trying to embarrass him. “You
sho look sweet.”
“Chester do alright w’en he let alone,” Lizzie answered quickly. “But
de boy bin complainin’ he delicate an’ healt’y, an’ you know we comed a
long way to make visit wid y’all dis evenin’; an’ we kind o’ dry roun’ de
th’oat. An’ Sis’ Susan you could’n’ len’ Chester a bucket an’ leave him
go yonder to Mr. Camille sto’ an’ git some col’ stimmalashun, so we kin
drink to each-another healt’; could you?”
“You ain’ on no steamboat ’munks deck-hans, Lizzie,” Susan replied with
sharp sarcasm. “An’ you know good I ain’ ’low no drinkin’ up in my house,
either.”
“O ’scuse me, Miss Smiley,” Lizzie apologized, affecting a grandiloquent
air. “I sho did forgot you was sanctify.”
Tom moved impatiently in his chair, saying:
“Gal, set down, an’ drink some coffee, an’ stop yo’ dev’lish ramblin’.”
“Coffee ain’ sattafyin’ to de stummic, Mr. Tom”; Chester’s mild falsetto
made timely comment, “’specially w’en you bin used to lickers mo’
nur’-shin’.... You goin’ drink coffee, Lizzie?” He asked her wonderingly.
“Boy, set down, an’ don’ show people how ignun you is,” Lizzie answered,
scowling playfully and pretending to be greatly annoyed. “Don’t you know
’tain manners an’ behayviah to scawn de of’rins o’ de house?... Bow yo’
head an’ tip yo’ hat to Miss Smiley coffee. An’ w’en we git yonder to
Gritny, den you kin say thang Gawd to dat cup o’ limmon gin in Mr. Cholly
Groos bar-room.”
Chester sat down obediently, everybody laughing heartily at the amusing
by-play.
Going over to the fire, Lizzie sat down on the floor near Tom’s chair;
took off her shoes and spread out her feet to warm them before the
pleasant blaze. As she settled into a comfortable position, she heard
several grunts of surprise from the women. Gazing at the fire, she said
with delightful unconcern:
“I know I’m simple; but I sho likes to make myself at home, whah-ever
I goes.... An’ dese pair o’ feets Lizzie got, cert’ny is tired; all de
walkin’ me an’ Chester bin doin’ yistiddy an’ today.”
“W’at walkin’ you an’ Chester got to do?... You ain’ workin’?” Came the
chorus of inquiry.
“Workin’?” Lizzie echoed, looking around from one to the other. “I know
I ain’ bin play’n.... An’ dem nasty heroes sho ain’ goin’ think Lizzie
play’n, if ever I ketch up wid ’um close enough to lay my han’s on ’um,
an’ leave my passion run reckless.... Who?... Dey sho will call it
workin’, w’en Lizzie commence workin’ on ’um.”
“Chester, w’at ail Lizzie?” Gussie asked. “She talkin’ out her right
min’, ain’t she?”
“Lizzie got her good sense,” Chester answered. “She know w’at she sayin’.
An’ she ain’ fraid to tell you, if you wan’ know.”
Acting as spokesman for the assembly, Nat said:
“Be still, evvybody.... Now go ’head, gal, an’ speak yo’ testament.”
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