Gunboat and Gun-runner: A Tale of the Persian GulfJeans, T. T. (Thomas Tendron)
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Gunboat and Gun-runner: A Tale of the Persian Gulf
Jeans, T. T. (Thomas Tendron)
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Illegal arms transfers -- Fiction; Persian Gulf -- Fiction
During these first weeks Mr. Scarlett and Jaffa, between them, put me up
to all the tricks of the gun-running business. What one didn’t know of
the Arabs’ dodges for concealing rifles the other did; so I became quite
an expert, theoretically.
One evening when it was fairly cool—after a regular furnace of a day—Mr.
Scarlett became communicative. We had been speaking of boarding
suspected dhows.
"Now take the case, sir, of a dhow flying the Turkish flag. You steam
up to her; down goes her sail; over you bob to her in the dinghy with
Jaffa, and tell the nakhoda to show his papers. You dare not board
until you have seen them. He hands them down to you. You look through
them—written in Turkish, English, and Hindustani; all three probably—and
so long as they are in order, whether you know for certain that she’s
brim-full of rifles or whether you only suspect that she is, you dare
not board and search her.
"I remember," he said, "running up against a fine dhow one morning—I was
away in the old _Pigeon’s_ cutter then—a long time since. We ran her
down, headed her off till she couldn’t get away, felt sure that she was
going to be a fair prize, and yelled "Hallib! Hallib!" until she
lowered her sails. And that reminds me, sir; never go alongside any dhow
until she’s lowered her sail. They Arabs have a nasty trick of waiting
for you to come alongside, and then lowering the sail so that it and its
big yard drops into the boat and smothers it. I’ve known ’em carry away
a cutter’s mast that way. Whilst you are helpless under the sail they
pot at you, hoist it up again, and sail away. I’ve been ’had’ like that
myself once.
"Just you see that sail properly lowered and then make them hold up the
halyards to show you that they are ’unbent’, because they are as nippy
as sharks a-hoisting it again.
"Well, as I was saying, we were as keen as mosquitoes over that ’ere
dhow, but, as we caught hold of her with our boat-hooks, she hoisted
Turkish colours and we dared not board her. The nakhoda, grinning at
us, leant over her side and handed down his papers. These were in
perfect order, so we no more dared board her than we dared stop the
mail-steamer. What riled us chiefly was the brazen-faced way they did
things. The cargo was put down as one hundred cases of champagne,
consigned to a dirty little Persian village of about twenty miserable
fishing-huts. We knew it well, we did, before—and after. We felt jolly
well ’had’. We were as certain as ’eggs is eggs’ that she was
chock-full of rifles and ammunition, but they were as safe where they
were as if they’d been on top of the Eiffel Tower.
"The lieutenant in charge of us cursed the Arab nakhoda, and called his
ancestors dogs and sons of dogs, hoping he knew enough Hindustani to
understand. Then off we had to shove.
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