Tonio was Chestnuts in winter and Hokey-Pokey in summer. He was
Hokey-Pokey now. He always brought glamour into Trafalgar Square, no
matter what the night. In winter he sang of the Italian Chestnut
trees, in summer he carolled Neapolitan boat-songs over the splashing
water. On the clear warm night of a full moon, such, as this, Tonio was
a poet and irresistible. He was gallant, too, and generally had a lady
with him. To-night it was the Strawberry Girl, and he was telling her
how singularly her eyes reminded him of the stars overhead. “Wot things
you do think of,” said the Strawberry Girl. A small procession trailed
after them, to ask Ginger what the night was like.
“It’s the hottest night of the season,” said Ginger, free of charge.
“Hokey-Pokey all round, please, Tonio.”
Gypsy promptly fetched the pillar-box. The pound which would burst it
was always being pulled down like this, like the telegraph wires trying
to climb out of sight of the railway-carriage window.
Tonio served Hokey-Pokey all round. Rags had never had any before. It
gave his bones a frightful shock, and he had to take quick gulps of
hot tea between cold gulps of hokey-pokey.
“Regard ze moon,” said Tonio, sticking a wafer in Ginger’s portion.
“Ees she not beautiful, laika pineapple ice?”
“Like a yeller dimond,” gasped Rags, between agony and ecstasy.
The Taxi-Man closed an eye and said, “More like the bottom of a pewter
tankard seen through Four-Ale.”
“Or a new penny,” said Jeremy.
“Like the very best thing a penny can buy,” cried Ginger, “like a penny
balloon. Oh, don’t I wish I could buy the moon for a penny!”
“Why not, child?” said the Balloon Woman, coming round the corner.
[Illustration: GYPSY AND GINGER’S FRIENDS
6: THE BALLOON WOMAN]
The Balloon Woman was very large and round, but she was equally
buoyant. Her roundnesses seemed less due to fat than air. Her puffed
cheeks looked as though you might buy them for a penny apiece, if red
was the colour you wanted. This was the first time Gypsy and Ginger had
met her, but the others seemed to know her well. Just now she had only
a few balloons tied to her apron-string, and under her arm she carried
a great bowl of water which she had dipped out of the nearest fountain.
Setting it down she repeated, “Why shouldn’t you buy the moon for a
penny, child? Anything can be bought for a penny, God bless me. Ask
Jeremy.”
“Quite true, Mrs. Green,” said Jeremy. “A penny, as all children know,
is the most complete form of wealth there is. There is no need it
cannot compass and satisfy.”
“But you have first to get your penny,” said the Pavement Artist,
“which often doesn’t happen once in twenty-four hours. And when you’ve
got it, your difficulties have merely begun. You might not only know
what penn’orth you want, but where it is to be got, and how to get
there. You might decide to spend it on a peacock’s feather, which can
very likely be bought for a penny in Peru. But of what use is that to
you in Pimlico?”
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