H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
(5) Q. Name three Prime Ministers: describe the policy of one of them.
A. Edmund Burke, Walter Scott, Bothwell. Bothwell was a great writer:
he wrote about bills and cheques.
(Note: Bothwell and Boswell one knows, though not as Prime
Ministers: but it was Byles who wrote on Bills, and it would be strange
if the candidate had ever heard of his work.)
(6) Q. Mention with dates any risings in the times of the Tudors.
A. In the rising of Jack Cade he mustered up a large number of rebels
who under there desperate leader plundered everything before them,
and finally entered London of which they took possession. Cade was
slain by Wallworth the Lord Mayor, and the rebels without their leader
became so desperate that the king’s life was in danger, but Henry took
off his helmet and exclaimed stay I am Henry of Winchester, kill not
your king.
(Note: Cade is blended with Wat Tyler, who was killed by
Walworth in presence of Richard II.: neither Cade nor Tyler lived in
Tudor times. Henry of Winchester, alias Henry III., made his appeal in
1265, nearly 200 years before the first Tudor king.)
Theology is as perplexing as politics: here are some instances:
(1) High Church are the high minded members of the Church of England.
They believe in incense, the worshipping of the cross, and many other
hideous notions.
(2) The Puritans tried to make a great distinction between the Whigs
or Court party and themselves. They wore sober garments indulged in no
vices and avoided the Society of the Whigs. Only thing really approved
of was sermons.
(3) Strafford and Laud two archbishops in the reign of Henry 8 were
impeached for denying the doctrine of transsubstantiation.
(4) Henry VIII. was a very strict Protestant and wished to confirm all
Europe. He sent out men as missionaries to preach the gospel and to
tell the people of the good the wood receive if they believed it.
The weariness of wading through a thousand of these examination papers
was terrible. We were as gold-diggers washing gravel of a poor quality,
and we hailed the smallest nugget with shouts of delight. Some of these
are small, but to our hungry souls the gold seemed good:
(1) Q. What do you know of Dr. Arnold?
A. Dr. Arnold was hung as a spy by Washington during the American war.
(Note: Blending General Arnold, Dr. Arnold, and Major Andrè.)
(2) The Black Prince died from injuries received by his horse.
(3) John Knox introduced the revival of learning, the steam roller,
and the printing press.
(4) Edward III. said he was the dughter of Arabella.
(Note: Meaning to say “the son of Isabella,” blended with
Arabella Stuart.)
* (5) James I. was a great Catholic. He was not at all brave. It is
said of him that he padded his clothes for fear he would be knocked.
* (6) The Cabinet consists of the Private Secretaries, the Foreign
Secretaries, the Colonial Secretaries, and the Poet Laureate.
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