H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
* (7) Oliver Cromwell called Sept. 14 his lucky day: he died on Sept.
14, but he still called it his lucky day.
* (8) Christianity was introduced into England by Julius Cæsar in 55
B.C.
* (9) The Black Prince got his name from the great disease. (Qu.:
Meaning the Black Death?)
* (10) Magna Charter was a very good woman to the poor. Her photograph
is on the stained glass windows of the Church of Scotland.
These came from the rich mine of History. Geography was not so
auriferous. To drop the metaphor, the candidates were less amusing in
Geography, because they were less ignorant. They had learned Geography
as children, but as a rule they picked up their notions of History
from manuals, compiled by writers of a low grade, dealing chiefly in
anecdotes and picturesque phrases. But there were bright moments even
in revision of Geography. The simple questions, there as in History,
were often the most fruitful. One would think that all pupil teachers,
all book readers, and newspaper readers had heard of the equinox, and
the Midnight Sun. But look at these answers to demands for explanation
of the terms. First the Equinox:
An imaginary line drawn across the sky. Land lying on or near the
equator. The axis on which the earth turns. A wind which blows from
April to September, they are called Equinoctial gales. When the sun
and moon are on the zenith they are said to be in the equinox. A
peculiar animal in South America. The part where the earth and sun
pass one another. &c., &c.
Then the Midnight Sun:
The sun is visible at midnight from the top of Mount Riga where hotels
have been built especially for tourists who go to see the midnight sun.
(Note: This comes of reading Mark Twain on the Rigi sunrise.)
When the sun shines on the northern part of the earth it takes more
than one day to get in the shadow of the earth on account of it moving
so slowly.
The midnight sun is caused by certain gases igniting in the air. These
gases are at rest when apart from each other, but at their joining
they light up the whole parts thus occupied by them, and thus give
light to all the northern parts of Europe.
That is so scientific that a modest examiner hesitates to give it O:
and the next is still more imposing:
Q. “The sun never sets on the British Empire.” Explain this.
A. It is quite true. The British Empire being mostly surrounded by
ocean is deprived of the sun’s rays as the water has the greater
attraction for it. It is also responsible for this on account of its
position from the equator.
And this again throws a new light on things:
Iron is usually mined in the most populated area which seems
providential as much labour is attached to its thorough preparation.
It must have been a relative of that candidate, who first noted the
providential arrangement by which large rivers always run through large
towns.
Even verbal eccentricity was found wonderfully refreshing at times:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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