H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
William Wordsworth was born in Hampshire of poor humble but God
fearing parents. They had a very large family and sometimes hardly
knew how to make ends meet. They were educated at any ordinary every
day school but William had always a taste for poetry and thought he
should like to become a poet, and in order to have their son’s wish
gratified his parents denied themselves so that he might have books to
study and to try to send him to some college. He was a very studious
youth and made a very good scholar. He worked very hard at Oxford to
try and repay his parents who had now become old for their self-denial
on his behalf. He helped them with his purse. He wrote several very
simple, and interesting poems and they soon became known. In this way
he obtained a very nice livehood. He was a very dutiful son, hard work
and painstaking. At school he was liked by his fellow companions for
whom he had always a joke ready at hand. Some of his poems are now
used in our Elementary schools such as “We are seven.” He was born in
the year 1626 and died in 1785 aged 59 years.
(Note: According to the Nat. Biography he was son of an attorney; was
born in Cumberland, educated at the Grammar School at Hawkeshead, and
at St. John’s, Cambridge. (1780-1850.) But it is agreed that he wrote
“We are seven.” The candidate’s subtraction is weak.)
About 1902 some theorist discovered that our pupil teachers were
lamentably weak in knowledge of common things, and he persuaded the
Board to add a paper on “General Information” to the already heavy
list. I at once applied for the office of reviser, on the twofold
ground that it would be easy to coach up the answers, and that the
wrong answers would be amusing. I soon found that from my point of
view the merits of the paper were over-rated; and as the Board found
the same thing from their point of view, the paper was dropped. But it
provided me with a few gems:
The examiner began with some well-known buildings and places: “Where
and what are the following?”
The Forth Bridge.
The Phœnix Park.
The Coliseum.
&c., &c.
A. (1) The Fourth Bridge is so called because it is the last of 4
bridges.
(2) The Forth Bridge is in Venice where the suspects were led by the
Counsel of three, and were never heard of afterwards.
(3) The Phœnix Park is in Ireland: so called because of the Phoeneans
having been there.
(4) The Phœnix Park scene of the assassination of Mr. Phœnix.
(5) The Phœnix Park is an insurance.
(6) The Coliseum of Rhodes is the form of a great elephant one of the
seven wonders of the world.
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