H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
At another such inn I gathered that gambling is a perilous pastime,
when you do not know your fellow gamblers. “There wass three young
men” said a sort of an Elder to me in the smoking-room, “that wass
very desirous to play cards, and they could not get an-ny one to
play with them: and, while they were waiting for some one, you know,
there ca-ame in a stranger that offered to play with them. And he
sat down”--here the Elder’s voice sank, and he glared at me like the
Ancient Mariner--“and it is truth that I am telling you, he won from
them every penny that they had in the world, and went awa-ay with the
money; and (_molto misterioso_) they say he wass the fery living spit
and image of----” (and he named a famous Baptist preacher).
“Was it Satan” (I asked) “in this unlikely garb? Why did he ‘make
up’ like that angel of sweetness and light? If it was the preacher
_revenant_, how did he acquire this skill in cards? Did he cheat, or
did he exhibit supernatural skill? What game was it? If whist, why did
not his partner score also? Think it was Nap, or Loo? Then why did they
insist on a fourth man?”
But the Elder knew no more about “the famous victory” than did old
Kaspar of Blenheim.
At another inn, where I called for such lunch as one can get in country
inns, I found a small party of villagers, and the arrival of a strange
Saxon produced a momentary silence. This was broken by the oldest
inhabitant, who seemed to be impressed by my length of limb. Evidently
he was the Mercury, or chief speaker:
“Fery high,” said he.
I admitted the charge.
“Yes, sure: going to rain, think you?”
I disclaimed special knowledge, but remarked that the glass was going
down.
“Ah, weather-glass?” said the old man, after an interval for mental
translation. “There wass an old man, John Jones, Llanfair, fery
old-fashioned man, had a weather-glass; and one time he wass wanting to
get in his hay, and the glass go up, up, up, and the rain come down,
down, down, and at last John get quite mad, and he ta-ake the glass and
go to the door, and hold it up to the rain, and he say, ‘There, now,
see for yourself.’”
I repaid him with laughter. I suppose the villagers knew that story
from their cradles, but they laughed a gentle welcome to an old friend.
Mercury was encouraged to further efforts. “Another time it came on
to rain worse than that time, and the river wass above the bank, and
wass carry off all the hay that wass lying about; and John Jones wass
trying to sa-ave it, but it wass all carried away, and he say, ‘TAD
ANWYL! (dear Father), take the rake and fork too,’ and he throw
them into the river. Fery old-fashioned man, John Jones, Llanfair.”
Alas! my train came in sight, and I had to run, leaving the tale of
John Jones, like Cambuscan’s, half told.
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