H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools — John Shaqi
H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
Take another case. There was a time when Our Lady of Walsingham had
an extraordinary reputation, not only in England but in the Low
Countries. Five English sovereigns sought her shrine: three Henries and
two Edwards. Erasmus visited it in 1511, and wrote an account of it,
which for wit, irreverence, and general impropriety could hardly be
surpassed.[16] The cult lasted for 300 years, and when it was at its
height pilgrims came over in great numbers to Yarmouth and King’s Lynn,
and made their way along a _Via Sacra_ of noble churches and priories.
The finest of eastern counties’ churches, in my recollection, is at
Sawell, or Sall, within easy reach of Walsingham; and it was suggested
that pilgrims were persuaded to drop a coin or two at churches on the
road, whereon Sall flourished (Sall--profits--yes, I see; I leave it),
as did the Lady Chapel at King’s Lynn, and the churches on the Palmers’
way from London and the South.
When I saw the great church in 1876 it was going fast to decay, and the
sum mentioned as necessary for repairs was alarming. The population in
1901 was 191.
In another of these fine churches I found the Rector in much trouble.
Bats had got into the roof and multiplied. The parish would gladly have
retained the Pied Piper of Hamelin to rid them of their foes; besides
ordinary pollution they had made the church their slaughter-house and
their dining-room--the wings of moths, and all sorts of garbage lay
about.
“Bats!” said the Rector, who was a Biblical scholar; “Isaiah couples
them with the moles, according to our translation, but I doubt whether
_chephor peroth_ refers to moles.”
“Perhaps it was the church mouse?” I suggested.
“Bats,” he went on, after giving me a suspicious glance, “are clearly
indicated by the word _atalleph_.”
“It is _ystlumod_ in Welsh,” I said, not to be overcrowed by a Rural
Dean, “and _Fledermaus_ in German; _flittermouse_ in Ben Jonson.”
But the Rector was intent on murder, and heeded not my pedantic
flippancies:
“Bats,” he repeated, with a far-away look in his eyes.
What a parody Calverley would have made:
“They hunted for moths in the Rector’s garden,
And though they possibly no harm meant,
They littered the pew of the Churchwarden:
They spoiled the gold of the Tenth Commandment.”
That is a bad rhyme: I am not equal to the task. The case was serious:
what did I suggest?
I said it was rather out of my province: bats never built in schools:
had he tried incense?
His eyes were again fixed intently on me, but I gazed at the roof. It
seemed that the good man was Low. How was I to know? Finally
he gave me credit for guilelessness. “But what would the Archdeacon
say?” I inferred that the Archdeacon also was Low. Certainly
the bats were High.
It is sad that I cannot carry the tale further. Did he try the remedy?
I cannot but think that
“good strong thick stupefying incense-smoke,”
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