But it was not to be. The committee chose another man, and an informal message was sent to Miller to the effect that the success or failure of Moses was not among the Bampton list of subjects. Moreover, his theory was opposed to Article VII. One Divinity Professor privately complained to Miller’s Bishop that he should have a Rural Dean holding such views “directly contravening the Articles.” “Let us see the Article,” said the wary Bishop; and he opened a Prayer Book: “Wherefore they are not to be heard, which feign that the old Fathers did look only for transitory promises.” “It seems to me, Professor, that the Article is satisfied. The Rural Dean will not be heard.” “But, my dear Lord, he may preach the same doctrines from his own pulpit.” The Bishop picked up Liddell and Scott, and turned to his favourite passage in that work: ὀρθρο-φοιτο-συκοφαντο-δικο-ταλαίπωροι τρόποι: “early-prowling base-informing sad-litigious plaguy ways” “There is a branch of that Society in the Diocese, and I shall receive prompt intimation of any breach of Article VII.” The Professor “retired hurt,” as cricketers would put it; and his score was 0. Miller told me the whole story, and probably improved it a little. Who (except the present chronicler) does not throw in a little _pourboire_ for the ever thirsty reader? “But,” he added with mock resignation, “it has cost me a mitre. Junior Proctor I was: Rural Dean I am: Bishop I shall never be. Do you remember Scott’s (of Balliol) lines on Shuttleworth, Warden of New, when, according to Common Room gossip, that dignitary refrained from giving his vote for fear of imperilling his promotion?” He opened a drawer, and in the very tones of the Master he read: ἀνδρῶν δ’ οὒχ ἡγεῖτο περικλυτὸς Ἀξιόκερκις, στῇ δ’ ἀπάνευθε μάχης πεφοβημένος εἵνεκα μίτρης: “Shuttleworth, Warden renowned, led not his men to the battle; Standing aloof from the fray, much afraid on account of the mitre.” “No one can say that of me, and I shall not wear the mitre.” He never did: but in fullness of time he made an excellent Dean. One year I sent him formal notice of his school inspection, and received a pathetic reply. I had chosen the very day which he had fixed for a ruridecanal meeting. He could not put it off, and he could not leave his rurideacons unshepherded, even to wait upon H.M.I. Would I forgive him, and, partly in evidence of forgiveness, partly by way of penance for having selected a day so obviously unsuitable, would I dine with the “Rurideacons” at 5.30--old Oxford hours, and convenient in the country, because it enabled the brethren to dine, and to get home before dark, without “falling out by the way”? He added in a P.S.--“Towzer has got the gout and can’t come.” I was glad Towzer could not come: I had seen him last at his own school, when he was mad with gout, and shook his fist at me in his fury. Miller knew this.