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"What!" they heard Mr. Goodchild ejaculate. Then the titular owner of
the house entered.
H. R. politely bowed.
"How do you do?" he said, easily. "You are a trifle inopportune. Grace
and I were talking over our plans."
Mr. Goodchild turned purple and advanced. Grace rose hastily. H. R.
meditatively doubled up his right arm, moved his clenched fist up and
down, felt his biceps with his left hand, and smiled contentedly.
Mr. Goodchild remembered his manners and his years at one and the same
time. With his second calm thought he remembered the reporters. He
gulped twice and when he spoke it was only a trifle huskily:
"Mr. Rutgers, I have no desire to make a scene in my own house."
H. R. pleasantly pointed to a fauteuil.
"I must ask you--"
"Sit down and we'll talk it over quietly. You will find," H. R. assured
him, earnestly, "that I am not unreasonable. Have a seat."
Mr. Goodchild sat down.
H. R. turned to Grace and with one lightning wink managed to convey that
everybody obeyed him--excepting one, whose wish was a Federal statute to
him.
She looked with a new interest at her father. It was, she realized, the
eternal conflict between youth and age. Love the prize! _Gratia
victrix!_
"I--I--am willing to admit"--Mr. Goodchild nearly choked as the unusual
words came from his larynx--"that you have shown--er--great cleverness
in your--er--career. But I must say to you--in a kindly way, Mr.
Rutgers, in a kindly way, believe me!--that I do not care to have
this--er--farce prolonged. If you are after--if there is any reasonable
financial consideration that will--er--induce you to desist--I--you--"
"You have relapsed," interrupted H. R., amiably, "into the language of a
bank president. Suppose you now talk like a millionaire." It was not
really a request, but a command.
Mr. George G. Goodchild obeyed.
"How much?" he said.
Grace looked as she felt--shocked. She had not fully regained her normal
composure. But this was a man who had kissed her. Was he to be bought
off with money? The shame of it overwhelmed her. She listened almost
painfully to H. R.'s reply.
"I am now," H. R. impassively said to Mr. Goodchild, "waiting for you to
talk like a father."
Mr. Goodchild stared at him blankly.
"Like a father; like a human being," explained H. R. "Grace is no
bundle of canceled checks or a lost stock certificate. She is your
daughter."
"Well?"
"Excuse me; I mean she is your own flesh and blood--the best of your
flesh and blood, at that. Your wishes cannot be considered where her
happiness is at stake. Therefore what you think best is merely your
personal opinion and hence of interest to yourself and to nobody else."
Mr. Goodchild quickly opened his mouth, but before the sound could come
H. R. went on, hurriedly, "Suppose you had set your heart upon her
becoming a mathematician. Would that make her one?"
"Never!" instantly declared the non-mathematical Grace.
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