"He will come." Rutgers looked, in a frozen way, at Caspar Weinpusslacher, and continued, icily: "I am the secretary and treasurer of the _National_ Street Advertising Men's Association. If I told you I wanted _you_ to give _me_ money you'd believe me. But if I told you _I_ wanted to give _you_ money, you wouldn't. So I am going to let your own lawyer tell you to do as I say. I'll make you rich--for nothing!" And Hendrik Rutgers walked calmly out of the Colossal Restaurant, leaving in the eyes of C. Weinpusslacher astonishment, in the mind respect, and in the heart vague hope. This is the now historic document which Hendrik Rutgers dictated in Max Onthemaker's office: Hendrik Rutgers, secretary and treasurer of the National Street Advertising Men's Association, agrees to make Caspar Weinpusslacher's Colossal Restaurant famous by means of articles in the leading newspapers in New York City. For these services Hendrik Rutgers shall receive from said Caspar Weinpusslacher, proprietor of said Colossal Restaurant, one-tenth (1/10) of the advertising value of such newspaper notices--said value to be left to a jury composed of the advertising managers of the _Ladies Home Journal_, the Jewish _Daily Forward_, and the New York _Evening Post_, and of Max Onthemaker and Hendrik Rutgers. It is further stipulated that such compensation is to be paid to Hendrik Rutgers, not in cash, but in tickets for meals in said Colossal Restaurant, at thirty cents per meal, said meal-tickets to be used by said Hendrik Rutgers to secure still more desirable publicity by feeding law-abiding, respectable poor people. _Panem et circenses!_ He had made sure of the first! The public could always be depended upon to furnish the second by being perfectly natural. M. Onthemaker accompanied H. Rutgers to the Colossal. He had some difficulty in persuading C. Weinpusslacher to sign. But as soon as it was done Hendrik said: