Ragna's massive prognathous jaw, the colour of porphyry, bulged in
emitting a suggestion. As the College seemed unlikely to come to any
agreement, why not elect an old man, who, in the course of nature,
only could live a year or two, and whose demise would necessitate
another Conclave at an early date? He unselfishly would designate
Orezzo. There, for example, was a cardinal to whom the paparchy was
by way of being owed since 1878, when he actually had lost it to Leo.
Let Orezzo now be elected; and, during his brief pontificature, let
the Most Eminent Lords devote their energies towards arrangements for
giving him a generous glorious and enlightened successor, who, in this
reactionary age, was experienced in all the devious subtilties of
secular diplomacy, and who was under sixty-five years old.
The Sacred College rejected the bare idea. What! Elect a Pope who, out
of sheer personal antipathy, would make it his business to annul the
policy of Leo? What! elect a Pope who had spent more than a quarter
of a century in composing and reciting litanies of complaints against
Leo's management of the Church? What! Elect a Pope who had proved
himself to be purely barbarian by the ferocity of his ritual tapping on
the forehead of the dead Leo? Di meliora!!
Ragna adroitly disclaimed a personal predilection for Orezzo. That idea
was dismissed.
"Then what?" was the general question.
"The Way of Compromise," cooed Vincenzo-Vagellaio.
There was another capitular session in the Xystine Chapel. By means of
the snips of parchment, the lead balls, the huge violet burse, nine
cardinals were chosen by lot and appointed as Cardinal-Compromissaries.
Singularly enough they were Courtleigh, Mundo, Fiamma, Grace, Ferraio,
Saviolli, Nefski, Gentilotto, and della Volta. The College executed a
compromise in writing, no one contradicting or opposing it, whereby
these nine were invested with absolute power and faculty to make
provision of a pastor for the Holy Roman Church.
The Compromissaries conferred. To begin with, they mutually protested
that they would not be understood to give their consent by all sorts
of words or expressions which might fall from them in the heat of
debate, unless they expressly set the same down in writing. Then, they
looked whole inquisitions one at another, saying nothing. And, after
half-an-hour they adjourned till the morrow: gathered up their trains;
and swept each to his separate cell. Stupid conclavists tried to read
their expressions. As well try to find out his thoughts from the sole
of his unworn shoe as from the face of a cardinal. The cardinalitial
mask is as superior (in impenetrable pachydermatosity) to that of the
proverbial public-schoolboy, as is the cuticle of a crocodile to that
of _pulex irritans_.
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