Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
"Count on us," said the Pencil. "What do you do first?"
"I don't exactly know," said Jimmieboy. "But I rather think I take
Pencil in my hand, Pad in my lap, and fall asleep."
"All right," said the Pad, lying flat on his back. "I'm ready."
"So am I," put in the Pencil, settling down between two of Jimmieboy's
fingers.
"All aboard for sleep," said Jimmieboy, with a smile, and then he fell
into a doze. In about two minutes he opened his eyes again, and found
both Pad and Pencil in a great state of excitement.
"Did I write anything?" asked Jimmieboy, in an excited whisper.
"Yes," said the Pad. "You just covered me up with a senseless mass of
words. This isn't any fun."
"No," said the Pencil. "It's all nonsense. Just see here what you've
got."
[Illustration: JIMMIEBOY FINDS NOTHING BUT DREAM-WRITING ON THE PAD.]
Jimmieboy looked anxiously at the Pad, and this is what he saw:
I seen since,
memory's wrong,
They both dressed
couple walked
And straightway change
upstairs with me,
"I think it's
"If that's the case,"
catch the early in."
to leave the shop,
for it's pla
Polypop.
two weeks yesterday."
haven't uttered
Oh, Polypop, I
ersnee, "See here,
He didn't pay
moon was shining bright.
To see the
Polypop came down
"Dear me!" he said. "Why, that doesn't mean anything, does it?"
"No. There isn't much in dream poetry, I guess," said the Pad. "I'm
going back home. Good-by."
"Oh, don't go," said the Pencil. "Let's try it again--just once more.
Eh?"
"Very well," returned the Pad, good-naturedly, tearing off one of his
leaves. "Go ahead, Jimmieboy."
And Jimmieboy dozed off again.
"Wake up, wake up!" cried the Pencil in about three minutes. "We've got
something this time."
But they were all disappointed, for, when they looked, all that they
could see was this:
have not them
And if my not
were in chintz;
With that the along;
your vest."
For you to go
Replied best,
the Snickersnee,
And tra
I hadn't time
"My reason in;
"I know it," said the
Since
You one small cheer,
say,
Then quoth the Snick
his fee.
And as the
Snickersnee,
The one night,
"Rubbish!" said the Pad, indignantly. "There's two leaves of myself
wasted now on your old dream poetry. I think that's enough. I'm off.
Good-by."
"Don't be hasty, Pad," retorted the Pencil. "That's a great deal better
than the other. Why, there's one part there with all the lines beginning
with capitals, and when that happens it's generally a sign that there's
poetry around."
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