Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
When Jimmieboy saw this he knew right away why he had been deserted, but
to this day he doesn't know how he knew it, because at the time this
happened he had not learned how to read. At all events he discovered
what the trouble was instantly, and then he decided that as he had been
left by all of his new friends he would go home. He walked to the front
door and opened it, and what do you suppose it opened into?
The garden?
Not a bit of it.
Into Jimmieboy's nursery itself, and when the door closed upon him after
he had stepped through it into the nursery and Jimmieboy turned to look
at it, lo, and behold it wasn't there!
Nor was the snowman to be found the next morning. It was quite evident
that he had got away from the warm wave that appeared on the scene the
night before, for there wasn't even a sign of the shoe-button eyes or
the battered hat, as there certainly would have been had he melted
instead of run away.
VII.
THE BICYCLOPÆDIA BIRD.
"Boo!" said something.
And Jimmieboy of course was startled. So startled was he that, according
to his own statement, he jumped ninety-seven feet, though for my own
part I don't believe he really jumped more than thirty-three. He was too
sleepy to count straight anyhow. He had been lolling under his canvas
tent down near the tennis-court all the afternoon, getting lazier and
lazier every minute, and finally he had turned over square on his back,
put his head on a small cushion his mamma had made for him, closed his
eyes, and then came the "Boo!"
"I wonder--" he said, as he gazed about him, seeing no sign of any
creature that could by any possibility say "Boo!" however.
"Of course you do. That's why I've come," interrupted a voice from the
bushes. "More children of your age suffer from the wonders than from
measles, mumps, or canthaves."
"What are canthaves?" asked Jimmieboy.
"Canthaves are things you can't have. Don't you ever suffer because you
can't have things?" queried the voice.
"Oh, yes, indeed!" returned Jimmieboy. "Lots and lots of times."
"And didn't you ever have the wonders so badly that you got cross and
wouldn't eat anything but sweet things for dinner?" the voice asked.
"I don't know exactly what you mean by the wonders," replied Jimmieboy.
"Why, wonders is a disease that attacks boys who want to know why things
are and can't find out," said the voice.
"Oh, my, yes I've had that lots of times," laughed Jimmieboy. "Why, only
this morning I asked my papa why there weren't any dandelionesses, and
he wouldn't tell me because he said he had to catch a train, and I've
been wondering why ever since."
"I thought you'd had it; all boys do get it sooner or later, and it's a
thing you can have any number of times unless you have me around," said
the voice.
"What are you anyhow?" asked Jimmieboy.
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