Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
"No, only that he'd kill you tenderly, so that you wouldn't suffer,"
said Jimmieboy.
"Oh, I know that!" said Jack, softly. "He's too tender-hearted to hurt
anybody. I'm very much inclined to agree to the proposition, but he must
let me choose the manner of the killing. He hasn't had much practice
killing people, and if he were to do it by hitting me on the head with a
stick of wood I'd be likely to wake up with a headache next day; neither
should I like to be smothered because while that doesn't bruise one or
break any bones its awfully stuffy, and if there's one thing I like it
is fresh air."
"Perhaps he might eat you," suggested Jimmieboy.
"He isn't big enough to do that comfortably," said Jack, shaking his
head. "He'd have to cut me up and chew me, because his throat isn't
large enough for him to swallow me at one gulp. But I'll tell you what
you can do. You go back to him, and tell him that I'll agree to his
proposition, if he'll have me cooked in a plum-pudding four hundred feet
in circumference. I'm very fond of plum-pudding, and while he is eating
it from the outside I could be eating it from the inside, and, of
course, I shouldn't be burned in the cooking, because in the middle of a
pudding of that size the heat never could reach me."
"But when he reached you," said Jimmieboy, "you'd have the same trouble
you said you'd have if he ate you up. He'd have to cut you to pieces and
chew you."
"Ah!" said Jack, "don't you see my point? By the time he reached me he
would have eaten so much plum-pudding that he wouldn't have room for me,
so I'd escape."
"But, then, you wouldn't be killed," said Jimmieboy.
"That wouldn't make any difference," said Jack. "We'd stop the story
before I escaped and everybody would think I'd been eaten up, and that's
all he wants. He just wants to seem to win once. He doesn't really care
about killing me dead. Don't you see."
"Yes, I think I do," said Jimmieboy, "and I'll go back and tell him what
you say."
"Thank you," said Jack. "And while you are there give him my love, and
tell him I'll be around to kill him as usual after tea."
All of which Jimmieboy did and the Giant readily agreeing to the
plum-pudding scheme, said good-night to his little visitor, and retired
into the castle, closing the door after him.
Then Jimmieboy went to bed in a great hurry, because he knew how sleep
made time seem shorter than it really was, and he was very anxious to
have Saturday night come around so that he could see how the new ending
to the story of Jack the Giant Killer worked.
As yet that Saturday night has not turned up, so that I really cannot
tell you whether or not the arrangement was a success.
IX.
JIMMIEBOY AND THE FIREWORKS.
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