Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
At which Jimmieboy opened the door and looked in, and then he saw whence
the whispering had come, and to say that he was surprised at what he saw
is a too mild way of putting it. He was so astonished that he lost all
control over his joints, and the first thing he knew he was sitting on
the floor. The spectacle had, in fact, knocked him over, as well it
might, for there, walking up and down the floor, swarming over chairs
and tables, playing pranks with each other, and acting in a generally
strange fashion, were the fire-works themselves. It was interesting, and
at the same time alarming, for one or two reckless sky-rockets were
smoking, a lot of foolish little fire-crackers were playing with matches
in one corner, and a number of the great big cannon torpedoes were
balancing themselves on the arms of the gas-fixture, utterly heedless of
the fact that if they were to fall to the floor they would explode and
be done for forever.
"Hullo, Jimmieboy!" said one of the larger rockets, taking off his funny
little cap at the astonished youngster. "I suppose you've come down to
see us rehearse?"
"I thought somebody was stealing you, and I came down to frighten them
away," Jimmieboy replied.
The Rocket laughed. "Nobody can steal us," it said. "If anybody came to
steal us, we'd cry, and get so soaked with tears nobody could get us to
go off, so what good would we be?"
"Not much, I guess," said Jimmieboy.
"That's the answer," returned the Rocket. "You seem to be good at
riddles. Let me give you another. What's the difference between a man
who steals a whole wig and a fire-cracker?"
"I am sure I don't know," said Jimmieboy, still too full of wonderment
to think out an answer to a riddle like that.
"Why, one goes off with a whole head of hair," said the Rocket, "and the
other goes off only with a bang."
"That's good," said Jimmieboy. "Make it up yourself?"
"No," said the Rocket. "I got that out of the magazine."
"What magazine?" asked Jimmieboy, innocently.
"The powder-magazine," roared the Rocket, and then the Pin Wheel and
other fire-works danced about, and threw themselves on the floor with
laughter--all except the Torpedoes, which jumped up and down on a soft
plush chair, where they were safe.
When the laughter over the Rocket's wit had subsided, one of the Roman
Candles called to the Giant Cracker, and asked him to sing a song for
Jimmieboy.
"I can't sing to-night," said the Cracker. "I'm very busy making ready
my report for to-morrow."
[Illustration: THE GIANT CRACKER SINGING HIS SONG.]
Here the Cracker winked at Jimmieboy, as much as to say, "How is that
for a joke?" Whereat Jimmieboy winked back to show that he thought it
wasn't bad; which so pleased the Cracker that he said he guessed, after
all, he would sing his song if the little Crackers would stop playing
until he got through. The little Crackers promised, and the Giant
Cracker sang this song:
"THE GIANT CRACKER AND THE MANDARIN'S DAUGHTER.
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