Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
"I am not certain, but 'tis clear
There came a sudden boom,
And high up in the atmosphere,
Enlightening the gloom,
The rocket flew, a fiery spear,
And Nate, too, I presume.
"For never since that July day
Has any man seen Nate.
But far off in the Milky Way,
Astronomers do state,
A comet brilliant, so they say,
Doth round about gyrate.
"It's head's so like small Natty's face,
They think it's surely he,
Aboard that rocket-stick in space,
Still mounting constantly;
And still must mount until no trace
Of it at all we see."
[Illustration: NATE AS A COMET.]
"Isn't that the most fearfully awfully terribly horribly horribly
terribly fearful bit of awfulness you ever heard?" queried the Rocket,
when he had finished.
"It is indeed," said Jimmieboy. "It really makes me feel unhappy, and I
wish you hadn't told it to me."
"I would not bother about it," said the Rocket; "because really the best
thing about it is that it never happened."
"Suppose it did happen," said Jimmieboy, after thinking it over for a
minute or two. "Would Nate ever get back home again?"
"Oh, he might," returned the Rocket. "But not before six or seven
million years, and that would make him late for tea, you know.
By-the-way," the Rocket added, "do you know the best kind of tea to have
on Fourth of July?"
"No," said Jimmieboy. "What?"
"R-o-c-k-e-tea," said the Rocket.
The Pin Wheels laughed so heartily at this that one of them fell over
on a box of Blue Lights and set them off, and the Rocket endeavoring to
put them out was set going himself, and the first thing Jimmieboy knew,
his friend gave a fearful siss, and disappeared up the chimney. The
sparks from the Rocket falling on the Roman Candles started them along,
and three or four balls from them landed on a flower piece which was
soon putting forth the most beautiful fiery roses imaginable, one of
which, as it gave its dying sputter, flew up and landed on the fuse of a
great set piece that was supposed to have a motto on it. Jimmieboy was
almost too frightened to move, so he just sat where he was, and stared
at the set piece until he could read the motto, which was, strange to
say, no motto at all, but simply these words in red, white, and blue
fire, "Wake up, and go to bed right." Whereupon Jimmieboy rubbed his
eyes, and opened them wider than ever to find his papa bending over him,
and saying the very words he had seen on the set piece.
Probably the reason why his papa was saying this was that Jimmieboy had
been found by him on his return home lying fast asleep, snuggled up in
the corner of the library lounge.
As for the fire-works, in some way or other they all managed to get
back into the box again in good condition, except the broken torpedo,
which was found in the middle of the floor just where it had fallen.
Which Jimmieboy thinks was very singular.
X.
JIMMIEBOY'S PHOTOGRAPH.
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