Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Children's stories, American; Fantasy literature; Short stories, American
"Oh, it has plenty of advantages," said the Comet, shaking his head
wisely. "In the first place if you have a language all your own, that
nobody else knows, nobody else can write a poem in it. You have the
whole field to yourself. Just think how great a man would be if he was
the only one to understand English and write poetry in it. He'd get all
the money that ever was paid for English poetry, which would be a
fortune. It would come to at least $800, which is a good deal of money,
considering."
"Considering what?" asked Jimmieboy.
"Considering what it would bring if wisely invested," said the Comet.
"Did you ever think of what $800 was worth in peanuts, for instance."
Jimmieboy laughed at the idea of spending $800 in peanuts, and then he
said: "No, I never thought anything about it. What is it worth in
peanuts?"
"Well," said the Comet, scratching his head with his tail, "it's a very
hard bit of arithmetic, but, I'll try to write it out for you. Peanuts,
you know, cost ten cents a quart."
"Do they?" said Jimmieboy. "I never bought a whole quart at once. I've
only paid five cents a pint."
"Well, five cents a pint is English for ten cents a quart," said the
Comet, "and in $800 there are eight thousand ten centses, so that you
could get eight thousand quarts of peanuts for $800. Now every quart of
peanuts holds about fifty peanut shellfuls, so that eight thousand
quarts of peanuts equal four hundred thousand peanuts shellfuls. Each
peanut shell holds two small nuts so that in four hundred thousand of
them there are eight hundred thousand nuts."
"Phe-e-ew!" whistled Jimmieboy. "What a feast."
"Yes," said the Comet, "but just you wait. Suppose you ate one of these
nuts a minute, do you know how long it would take you, eating eight
hours a day, to eat up the whole lot?"
"No," said Jimmieboy, beginning to feel a little awed at the wondrous
possibilities of $800 in peanuts.
"Four years, six months, three weeks and six days, and you'd have to eat
Sundays to get through it in that time," said the Comet. "In soda water
it would be quite as awful and in peppermint sticks at two cents a foot
it would bring you a stick forty thousand feet, or more than seven
miles long."
"Isn't $800 wonderful," said Jimmieboy, overcome by the mere thought of
so much peppermint candy.
"Yes--but really I am much more wonderful when you think of me. You
haven't been on my back more than ten minutes and yet in that time I
have taken you all around the world," said the Comet.
"All the way!" said Jimmieboy.
"Yes," said the Comet, stopping suddenly. "Here we are back at your
window again."
"But I didn't see China, and I wanted to," said the boy.
"Can't help it," said the Comet. "You had your chance, but you preferred
to talk about poetry and peanuts. It isn't my fault. Off with you, now."
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