Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1Lover, Samuel
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Handy Andy: A Tale of Irish Life. Volume 1
Lover, Samuel
Ireland -- Fiction
"I'll blister him, I tell you, and that smart. Lose no time, Murphy, my
boy: let loose the dogs of law on him, and harass him till he'd wish
the d----l had him."
"Just as you like, but----"
"I'll have it my own way, I tell you; so say no more."
"I'll commence against him at once, then, as you wish it; but it's no
use, for you know very well that it will be impossible to serve him."
"Let me alone for that! I'll be bound I'll find fellows to get the
inside of him."
"Why, his house is barricaded like a jail, and he has dogs enough to
bait all the bulls in the country."
"No matter: just send me the blister for him, and I'll engage I'll
stick it on him."
"Very well, squire; you shall have the blister as soon as it can be got
ready. I'll tell you when you may send over to me for it, and your
messenger shall have it hot and warm for him. Good bye, squire."
"Good bye, Murphy!--lose no time."
"In the twinkling of a bedpost. Are you going to Tom Durfy's
steeple-chase?"
"I'm not sure."
"I've a bet on it. Did you see the widow Flannagan lately? You didn't?
They say Tom's pushing it strong there. The widow has money, you know,
and Tom does it all for the love o' God; for you know, squire, there are
two things God hates--a coward and a poor man. Now, Tom's no coward;
and, that he may be sure of the love o' God on the other score, he's
making up to the widow; and as he's a slashing fellow, she's nothing
loth, and, for fear of any one cutting him out, Tom keeps as sharp a
lookout after her as she does after him. He's fierce on it, and looks
pistols at any one that attempts putting his _comether_ on the widow,
while she looks 'as soon as you plaze,' as plain as an optical lecture
can enlighten the heart of man: in short, Tom's all ram's horns, and the
widow all sheep's eyes. Good bye, squire." And Murtough put his spurs to
his horse, and cantered down the avenue, whistling the last popular
tune.
Andy was sent over to Murtough Murphy's for the law process at the
appointed time; and as he had to pass through the village, Mrs. Egan
desired him to call at the apothecary's for some medicine that was
prescribed for one of the children.
"What'll I ax for, ma'am?"
"I'd be sorry to trust to you, Andy, for remembering. Here's the
prescription; take care of it, and Mr. M'Garry will give you something
to bring back; and mind, if it's a powder----"
"Is it gunpowdher, ma'am?"
"No--you stupid--will you listen? I say, if it's a powder, don't let it
get wet as you did the sugar the other day."
"No, ma'am."
"And if it's a bottle, don't break it, as you did the last."
"No, ma'am."
"And make haste."
"Yis, ma'am;" and off went Andy.
In going through the village, he forgot to leave the prescription at
the apothecary's and pushed on for the attorney's: there he saw
Murtough Murphy, who handed him the law process, inclosed in a cover,
with a note to the squire.
"Have you been doing anything very clever lately, Andy?" said Murtough.
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