All were hushed; the soldier turned and broke into a burst of laughter
at the sight of his strange interrupter, whose pale face, thin greasy
locks, long fingers, and complete costume of reindeer leather amply
justified this mirthful reception. But a clamor arose from the crowd of
women, for a moment confounded: “It is the keeper of the
Spladgest![4]--That infernal doorkeeper to the dead!--That diabolical
Spiagudry!--That accursed sorcerer!”
“Silence, you old fools, silence! If this be the witches’ Sabbath,
hasten away and find your broomsticks; if you don’t, they’ll fly off
without you. Let this worthy descendant of the god Thor alone.”
Then Spiagudry, striving to assume a gracious expression, addressed the
soldier: “You say, my good fellow, that this wretched woman--”
“Old rascal!” muttered Olly; “yes, we are all ‘wretched women,’ to him,
because our bodies, if they fall into his claws, only bring him thirty
escalins’ reward, while he gets forty for the paltry carcass of a man.”
“Silence, old women!” repeated Spiagudry. “In truth, these daughters of
the Devil are like their kettles; when they wax warm, they must needs
sing. Tell me, my valiant king of the sword, your comrade, this Guth’s
lover, will doubtless kill himself in despair at her loss, won’t he?”
Here burst forth the long-repressed storm. “Do you hear the
miscreant,--the old Pagan!” cried twenty shrill, discordant voices. “He
would fain see one less man living, for the sake of the forty escalins
that a dead body brings him.”
“And what if I would?” replied the keeper of the Spladgest. “Doesn’t our
gracious king and master, Christian V.,--may Saint Hospitius bless
him!--declare himself the natural guardian of all miners, so that when
they die he may enrich his royal treasury with their paltry leavings?”
“You honor the king,” answered fisher Braal, “by comparing the royal
treasury to the strong-box of your charnel-house, and him to yourself,
Neighbor Spiagudry.”
“Neighbor, indeed!” said the keeper, shocked by such familiarity. “Your
neighbor! say rather your host! since it may easily chance some day, my
dear boat-dweller, that I shall have to lend you one of my six stone
beds for a week. Besides,” he added, with a laugh, “if I spoke of that
soldier’s death, it was merely from a desire to see the perpetuation of
the custom of suicide for the sake of those great and tragic passions
which ladies are wont to inspire.”
“Well, you tall corpse and keeper of corpses,” said the soldier, “what
are you after, with your amiable grimace, which looks so much like the
last smile of a man who has been hanged?”
“Capital, my valiant fellow!” replied Spiagudry. “I always felt that
there was more wit beneath the helmet of Constable Thurn, who conquered
the Devil with his sword and his tongue, than under the mitre of Bishop
Isleif, who wrote the history of Iceland, or the square cap of Professor
Shoenning, who described our cathedral.”
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