Boarding school students -- Fiction; College students -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories
On the particular occasion with which we are concerned--a crisp morning
in December--the party numbered twelve. It is not necessary to describe
them in detail, for ten of them make their appearance, in this
narrative, at any rate, for the first and last time. Let it suffice to
say that Mr. Rumbold major sat at the head of the table and Mr. Rumbold
minor at the foot, Mr. Rumbold tertius occupying a position about
halfway down. Among others present might have been noticed (as the
little society papers say) Mr. "Balmy" Coke, Mr. "Oaf" Sandiford, Mr.
"Buggy" Reid, Mr. "Slimy" Green, Mr. "Lummy" Law, and Mr. "Adenoid"
Smith. More notable figures were Messrs. "Spangle" Jerningham and "Tiny"
Carmyle--lesser luminaries than Rumbold himself, but shining lights in
the athletic firmament for all that.
One place only was vacant. The company, in accordance with what is
probably the most rigorous social code in existence--schoolboy
etiquette--had divided itself into two groups. The first, consisting of
those whose right to a place at the head of the table was unquestioned,
settled down at once with loud and confident anticipations of enjoyment.
The remainder followed their example with more diffidence, beginning at
the foot of the table and extending coyly upwards, those whose claim to
a place above the salt was beginning to be more than considerable
punctiliously taking the lowest places in order to escape the dread
stigma of "side." Thus, by reason of the forces of mutual repulsion, a
gap occurred in the very middle of the table, between a nervous little
boy in spectacles, one Buggy Reid, and the magnificent Mr. Jerningham,
Secretary of the Fifteen and the best racquets-player in the school.
"One short!" announced Rumbold. "Who is it?"
There was a general counting of heads. Mr. Reid timidly offered
information.
"I think it is The Freak," he said.
There was a general laugh.
"Wonder what he’s up to now," mused Mr. Jerningham. "You ought to know,
Rummy. Your fag, is n’t he?"
"I gave him the bag two terms ago," replied the great man contentedly.
"Tiny has him now."
He turned to another of the seniors--a long-legged youth with a subdued
manner.
"Still got him, Tiny?"
"Yes," said Mr. Carmyle gloomily, "I have still got him. It’s a hard
life, though."
"I know," said Rumbold sympathetically. "Does he cross-question you
about the photographs on your mantelpiece?"
"Yes," said Carmyle. "He spoke very favourably of my youngest sister.
Showed me a photograph of his own, and asked me to come and stay with
them in the holidays. Said he thought I would have much in common with
his father."
There was general merriment at this, for Mr. Carmyle was patriarchal,
both in appearance and habits. But it did nothing to soothe the nerves
of The Freak himself, who happened at the moment to be standing shyly
upon one leg outside the door, endeavouring to summon up sufficient
courage to walk in.
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