Happy Island: A New "Uncle William" StoryLee, Jennette
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Happy Island: A New "Uncle William" Story
Lee, Jennette
Islands -- Fiction
Slowly Andy backed into the room and lifted an awed face. In his hand
he held a small monse-trap. “There ain’t a durned thing left,” he said,
“except this.” He held it up and looked at it—and blinked. Then he laid
it down on the table and looked at it again, fondly—and blinked. A large
grin stole into his face. “I put that monse-trap there—time Juno run
away,” he said—“the time you was down to New York.” He had turned to
William.
Uncle William was looking at the fish-warden, a kindly smile on his
face.
The warden ignored it. “I’ll trouble you for that candle,” he said,
“I’ll take a look myself.”
Uncle William handed it to him and he held it far into the cupboard,
peering at the top and sides and floor. He withdrew it, blowing it out
with a quick puff—“You’ve got off this time,” he said, “but that smell
ought to convict you—if there was any justice in law.”
“Well, I do’ ’no ’s there is,” said Uncle William, “do you? It does
smell good.” He sniffed a little. “‘Seems’s if they ought to put that in
the schedule they send us, ’Any lobsters, claws or smells found in the
possession of any person whatsoever.’.rdquo; Uncle William marked off
the count on his fingers with kindly eye and beamed. “You could fine me
fifty dollars, or some such matter as that—for that cupboard, I
should think.” The eyes behind the big spectacles twinkled with good
fellowship.
The fish-warden looked at him. Then he looked at the empty cupboard and
at Andy and the mouse-trap—He smiled a little. “You might speak to
them about the law yourself,” he said. “I can testify it ought to be
changed.”
“We ’d like to speak to ’em,” said Uncle William, “—about a good many
things. About this lobster-law, now,” He motioned toward the mouse-trap,
“We don’t want any such law. I ain’t a canning factory. We ain’t
pirates, nor lawbreakers here—”
The young man smiled a little.
“Not without we have to be,” said Uncle William quickly. “They’re our
lobsters, and mostly we know what’s good for ’em—and what’s good for us,
and if we want to ketch a few and eat, now and then, we don’t need no
inspector.... Not but what we’re always glad to see you,” he said.
He held out his hand kindly. “I know—by the looks of your wife and
babies—you’re a good man.”
The young man took the big hand, smiling a little. “I’m glad to have
met you, Mr. Benslow,” he said slowly. He looked at him a minute, as if
something in the big face puzzled him. Then he turned away with a little
shake of his head. “I shouldn’t want to meet you regularly—not if I’m
going to keep on being fish-warden,” he said.
Uncle William chuckled a little. “Don’t you worry, Mr. Mason—there’s
lots of jobs for them that needs ’em—some of ’em right and some of ’em
wrong—and I reckon the main thing is to do what we hev to do as well as
we can and not worry.”
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