Mrs. Beresford was the wife of a member of council in India. She had
been to Macao for her boy's health, intending to return to Calcutta:
but meantime her husband was made a director, and went home: so she was
going to join him. A tall, handsome lady, with too curved a nose.
Like most aquiline women, she was born to domineer a bit; and, for the
last ten years, Orientals clinging at her knee and Europeans flattering
at her ear had nursed this quality high and spoiled her with all their
might. A similar process had been applied to her boy Frederick from
infancy; he was now nearly six. Arrogance and caprice shone so in both
their sallow faces, and spoke so in every gesture, that as they came
on board, Sharpe, a reader of passengers, whispered the second mate:
“Bayliss, we have shipped the devil.”
“And a cargo of his imps,” grunted Mr. Bayliss.
Mr. Fullalove was a Methodist parson--to the naked eye: grave, sober,
lean, lank-haired. But some men are hidden fires. Fullalove was one of
the extraordinary products of an extraordinary nation, the United States
of America. He was an engineer for one thing, and an inventive and
practical mechanician; held two patents of his own creating, which
yielded him a good income both at home and in Great Britain. Such
results are seldom achieved without deep study and seclusion; and,
accordingly, Joshua Fullalove, when the inventive fit was on, would be
buried deep as Archimedes for a twelvemonth, burning the midnight oil:
then, his active element predominating, the pale student would dash
into the forest or the prairie, with a rifle and an Indian, and come
out bronzed, and more or less be-panthered or be-buffaloed; thence
invariably to sea for a year or two. There, Anglo-Saxon to the backbone,
his romance had ever an eye to business; he was always after foreign
mechanical inventions--he was now importing a excellent one from
Japan--and ready to do lucrative feats of knowledge: thus he bought
a Turkish ship at the bottom of the Dardanelles for twelve hundred
dollars, raised her cargo (hardware), and sold it for six thousand
dollars; then weighed the empty ship, pumped her, repaired he; and
navigated her himself into Boston harbour, Massachusetts. On the way
he rescued, with his late drowned ship, a Swedish vessel, and received
salvage. He once fished eighty elephants' tusks out of a craft foundered
in the Firth of Forth, to the disgust of elder Anglo-Saxons looking
on from the shore. These unusual pursuits were varied by a singular
recreation: he played at elevating the African character to European
levels. With this view he had bought Vespasian for eighteen hundred
dollars; whereof anon. America is fertile in mixtures: what do we not
owe her? Sherry cobbler, gin sling, cocktail, mint julep, brandy smash,
sudden death, eye openers. Well, one day she outdid herself, and mixed
Fullalove: Quaker, Nimrod, Archimedes, Philanthropist, decorous Red
Rover, and What Not.
The passenger boats cast loose.
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