“Then I wish him well off 'em, confound 'em oncannall! Halloa! why, this
will be the little girl grown up int' a wumman while ye look round.”
“Yes, my good friend; and her mother's darling.”
“And she's a bonny lass, I can tell ye. But no freend to the Dockers, I
see.”
“Ah!” said Mrs. Dodd sadly, “looks are deceitful; she is under medical
advice at this very----”
“Well, that won't hurt her, unless she takes it.” And he burst into a
ringing laugh: but in the middle of it, stopped dead short, and his face
elongated. “Lord sake, mad'm,” said he impressively, “mind what y' are
at, though; Barkton's just a trap for fanciful femuls: there's a n'oily
ass called Osmond, and a canting cut-throat called Stephenson and a
genteel, cadaveris old assassin called Short, as long as a maypole;
they'd soon take the rose out of Miss Floree's cheek here. Why, they'd
starve Cupid, an' veneseck Venus, an' blister Pomonee, the vagabins.”
Mrs. Dodd looked a little confused, and exchanged speaking glances with
Julia. “However,” she said calmly, “I _have_ consulted Mr. Osmond and
Dr. Short; but have not relied on them alone. I have taken her to Sir
William Best. And to Dr. Chalmers. And to Dr. Kenyon.” And she felt
invulnerable behind her phalanx of learning and reputation.
“Good Hivens!” roared the visitor, “what a gauntlet o' gabies for one
girl to run; and come out alive! And the picter of health. My faith,
Miss Floree, y' are tougher than ye look.”
“My daughter's name is Julia,” observed Mrs. Dodd, a little haughtily;
but instantly recovering herself, she said, “This is Dr. Sampson,
love--an old friend of your mother's.”
“And th' Author an' Invintor of th' great Chronothairmal Therey o'
Midicine, th' Unity Perriodicity an' Remittency of all disease,” put in
the visitor, with such prodigious swiftness of elocution that the words
went tumbling over one another like railway carriages out on pleasure,
and the sentence was a pile of loud, indistinct syllables.
Julia's lovely eyes dilated at this clishmaclaver, and she bowed
coldly. Dr. Sampson had revealed in this short interview nearly all the
characteristics of voice, speech, and manner, she had been taught from
infancy to shun: boisterous, gesticulatory, idiomatic; and had taken
the discourse out of her mamma's mouth twice. Now Albion Villa was a Red
Indian hut in one respect: here nobody interrupted.
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