But that’s the way with you. You know it is. Don’t tell me! You’d go to see any thing that other people went to see. And don’t flatter yourselves that I am referring to “the vulgar curiosity,” as you choose to call it, when you mean some curiosity in which you don’t participate yourselves. The polite curiosity in this country is as vulgar as any curiosity in the world. Of course you’ll tell me, no it isn’t; but I say, yes it is. What have you got to say for yourselves about the Nepaulese princes, I should like to know? Why, there has been more crowding, and pressing, and pushing, and jostling, and struggling, and striving, in genteel houses this last season, on account of those Nepaulese princes, than would have taken place in vulgar Cremorne Gardens and Greenwich Park, at Easter time and Whitsuntide! And what for? Do you know any thing about ’em? Have you any idea why they came here? Can you put your finger on their country in the map? Have you ever asked yourselves a dozen common questions about its climate, natural history, government, productions, customs, religion, manners? Not you! Here are a couple of swarthy princes very much out of their element, walking about in wide muslin trowsers, and sprinkled all over with gems (like the clockwork figure on the old round platform in the street, grown-up), and they’re fashionable outlandish monsters, and it’s a new excitement for you to get a stare at ’em. As to asking ’em to dinner, and seeing ’em sit at table without eating in your company (unclean animals as you are!), you fall into raptures at that. Quite delicious, isn’t it? Ugh, you dunder-headed boobies! I wonder what there is, new and strange, that you _wouldn’t_ lionize, as you call it. Can you suggest any thing! It’s not a hippopotamus, I suppose. I hear from my brother-in-law in the Zoological Gardens, that you are always pelting away into the Regent’s Park, by thousands, to see the hippopotamus. Oh, you’re very fond of hippopotami, ain’t you? You study one attentively, when you _do_ see one, don’t you? You come away so much wiser than when you went, reflecting so profoundly on the wonders of the creation—eh? Bah! You follow one another like wild geese; but you are not so good to eat! These, however, are not the observations of my friend the Horse. _He_ takes you, in another point of view. Would you like to read his contribution to my Natural History of you? No? You shall then. He is a cab-horse now. He wasn’t always, but he is now, and his usual stand is close to our proprietor’s usual stand. That’s the way we have come into communication, we “dumb animals.” Ha, ha! Dumb, too! Oh, the conceit of you men, because you can bother the community out of their five wits, by making speeches! Well. I mentioned to this Horse that I should be glad to have his opinions and experiences of you. Here they are: