Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.Various
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Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Volume 2, No. 12, May, 1851.
Various
American literature -- Periodicals; Civilization -- Periodicals; Culture -- Periodicals
Phillips, Sampson, and Co. have published a valuable collection of
financial essays, entitled _The Banker's Commonplace Book_, containing
Mr. A. B. Johnson's pithy treatise on the Principles of Banking and the
Duties of a Banker, Gilbart's Ten Minutes' Advice on Keeping a Bank,
with several articles on Bills of Exchange, and a summary of the Banking
Laws of Massachusetts. It will prove a useful manual on the subject to
which it is devoted.
TWO LEAVES FROM PUNCH.
[Illustration: ENCOURAGEMENT TO BOOK-LENDERS.
"IF YOU PLEASE, SIR, MASTER'S SENT BACK THE FIRST VOLUME, AND HE SAYS
WILL YOU BE SO GOOD AS TO LET HIM 'AVE THE SECOND?"]
DIPLOMACY AND GASTRONOMY.
It is a very generally received opinion that _gammon_ is the basis of
diplomacy; but the fact is, that it is impossible to conduct
international negotiations on the foundation of that humble and
economical fare, even when rendered more palatable by the addition of
spinach. MR. RIVES, it is said, has written a letter to MR. WEBSTER,
complaining that the American Embassadorship can not be done at Paris
under £9000 a year, and adds that
"_According to_ MR. PAKENHAM, _good dinners are half the battle
of diplomacy, and the most favorable treaties are gained by
liberal feeding._"
This aphorism suggests important reflections.
A main point to be attended to in the formation of a diplomatic corps is
the commissariat; and the force must be well armed with knives and
forks, in addition to being supplied with plate armor.
The trenches in diplomatic warfare must be manned by regular
trenchermen.
Rivals in diplomacy must be cut out by actual carving; and in order to
dish them, recourse must be had to real dishes.
If one diplomatist wishes to turn the tables on another, it is requisite
that he and his suite should keep the better tables.
The politeness of diplomatic intercourse should be qualified, in some
measure, with sauce, and its gravity tempered with gravy.
Treating, in diplomacy, is best managed by giving "a spread."
Bold diplomatists are those "who greatly daring, dine."
The most liberal foreign policy is that of giving grand banquets.
A plenipotentiary should have unlimited powers of cramming.
An embassador has been defined to be, "a man sent abroad to lie for the
sake of the commonwealth;" but the definition must be enlarged to
express the fact, that he is also a person deputed to a foreign country
to eat and drink for the interest of his native land.
The most important diplomatic functions are those of digestion.
[Illustration: SUPPER AT A JUVENILE PARTY.
_Alfred._ "I SAY, FRANK, ARN'T YOU GOING TO HAVE SOME SUPPER?"
_Frank._ "A--NOT AT PRESENT. I SHALL WAIT TILL THE WOMEN LEAVE THE
ROOM."]
[Illustration: ONE OF THE JUVENILES AFTER THE PARTY.
_Doctor._ "AHEM! WELL! AND WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MY YOUNG FRIEND,
ADOLPHUS?"
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