"Tell the beeple," said the Queen, "and at once, because when they
read your report and see how little profit we have gained for our
labors this year they may become suspicious. If we tell them at
once, as soon as we have discovered it ourselves, they cannot
complain."
And so the mass-meeting was called, and ten thousand bees gathered
before the royal hives.
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The Queen undertook to tell the beeple herself.
"Most beloved subjects," said she, as she emerged from the royal
hive amid the enthusiastic buzzing of the beepulace, "I have been
going over the report of my Trade Secretary during the past week,
and I regret to say that the showing is not satisfactory."
A murmur of disappointment greeted the announcement.
"We have not been idle, your Majesty!" cried one of the workers.
"I myself have flown from flower to flower for five hours a day
every day during the season, and I can testify that all my friends
and neighbors have kept themselves equally busy."
"I have nothing to complain about on that score," returned her
Majesty, graciously. "Indeed, you have all been most industrious.
Even the drones have droned to my satisfaction."
"Have we then worked too hard?" queried another.
"It would seem so," returned her Majesty. "Either that or after a
fashion which might be termed unprofitable. We have manufactured
seventeen million pounds of honey in the last year, and after all
the demands of the honey-eaters have been fulfilled we find
ourselves with ten million pounds on hand."
"It proves how useful we do-nothing bees are," said one of the
drones. "Had we worked, the supply would have been twice as great,
and instead of having ten million pounds of honey more than we
need, we should have twenty-seven million pounds of it upon our
antennæ."
"We've got no business with antennæ, anyhow," growled another
drone. "Why can't we have beetennæ, and be done with it?"
"All of this!" cried the Queen, impatiently, "is apart from the
question. Whether we have antennæ, beetennæ, or flytennæ, we have
made too much honey."
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"Then let us rest for a year," sighed one of the drones. "It's
mathematics that if one does enough work in one year to last for
two years, he's done two years' work in one, wherefore let him
take a year off and travel for his health."
"Not so!" cried the Queen. "The Lord High Commissioner of the
Police will arrest the drone who has spoken so unreasonably, and
suggested such an unbeely practice as idleness. Put him in the
darkest dungeon of the Bee-stile, and feed him upon iced water and
cold biscuit crumbs for twenty-four hours."
"Mercy!" cried the drone. "Mercy, your Majesty! I was only
thoughtless."
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