"Suppose it's won by a lady bee?" cried a woman's-rights bee in
the throng. "She won't want your daughter's hand."
"She shall have the hand of my eldest son," replied the Queen bee,
with a smile.
The reply seemed to satisfy the woman's-right's bee, and the Queen
having retired to her royal cell, the crowd broke up, and the
various members of it betook their way to their respective hives
to cogitate upon the problem presented by the Queen.
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On the day following the royal proclamation was found posted all
over Beeland, in which it was announced that a committee,
consisting of the Queen, the Trade Secretary, and the Lord High
Treasurer of the country would receive the various plans
presented, go over them carefully, and on Christmas day following
make known whatever decision they might have reached. This method
was satisfactory to all hands, and the bees busied themselves for
ten and fifteen hours a day thinking up schemes. It was a long
time to think, but bees have very small heads, and they had to
think quite as much as that daily to reach any conclusion at all.
Some of them got very sick with brain-fever from trying to think
too much, and one little worker went crazy because he was so
foolish as to cogitate for forty-nine hours without rest. Many of
the lighter-headed bees soon gave it up, but the wiser ones,
thinking moderately and not too deeply all at once, soon had their
schemes mapped out and placed in the committee's hands, or
antennæ.
The autumn went rapidly. Christmas came, and the committee
examined the plans that were presented.
"I must say," the Queen said, with a sigh, after reading a large
number of foolish schemes, "it doesn't seem to me that my subjects
are as bright as they might be. The idea of this fellow suggesting
that we go into the 'horse-bothering business'!"
The Trade Secretary laughed. "What on earth is the
'horse-bothering business'?" he asked.
"He wants individual bees to hire themselves out to farmers with
slow horses," said the Queen. "Their duty is to bother the horses
until they get skittish and try to run."
"Hoh!" laughed the Lord High Treasurer; "what a donkey that bee
must be!"
"Here's another," observed the Trade Secretary, opening a sealed
envelope. "He wants us to go into the carrier-pigeon business. He
says there is nothing can strike a bee-line so accurately as a
bee, and adds that he thinks a whole swarm ought to be able to
earn from fifteen to twenty dollars a month at it."
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