THE BULL AND THE GOVERNMENT PAPERS.
Here is a comical adventure that some members of an English ordnance
survey met with while touring in the south of Scotland. In the
prosecution of their calling they entered a field belonging to a crusty
old farmer. Seeing the strangers looking about in a way he could not
understand, the farmer approached.
"What are ye loitering in the field for?"
"Oh, we have a right to go anywhere," returned one of the company. "We
are surveying, and here are our government papers."
"Paper here or paper there," returned the farmer, "oot ye gang oot o' my
field."
"No, we sha'n't," returned the man, "and you are rendering yourself
liable to prosecution for interrupting us."
The farmer said no more, but went over to his shed, which opened into
the field, and let out a vicious bull. The bull no sooner saw the
redcoats than he went for them in full career. The surveyors snatched up
their theodolite and flew for their lives, while the old farmer, in
great glee, yelled after them:
"What are ye running for? Can ye no show the bull yer government
papers?"
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