"And what became of you?" asked the Lobster. "Did you die then?"
"Well," returned the Shark, with a puzzled expression on his face. "The
song stops there, and I don't know whether I died or not. I presume I
did, unless I swallowed myself and got into the lake again in that way.
But, see here, Lobby, you haven't got off any jokes for the children
yet."
"No, but I'm ready," returned Lobby. "What's the difference between me
and Christmas?"
"Perhaps I'm very stupid,
Sometimes I'm rather slow--
But why you're unlike Christmas
I'm sure I do not know,"
replied the Shark.
"Oh no, you aren't stupid," said the Lobster. "It would be far stupider
of you to guess the answer when it is my turn to make the little ones
laugh. The reason I am different from Christmas is just this--now don't
lose this, children--with Christmas comes Santa Claus, and with me comes
lobster claws. Now let me give you another. What is it that's brown like
a cent, is bigger than a cent, is worth less than a cent, yet costs a
cent?"
"Perhaps I do not know enough
To spell C-A-T, cat--
And yet I really must confess
I cannot answer that,"
returned the Shark.
"I am very glad of that," said the Lobster. "I should have felt very
badly if you could, because, you know, I want these children here to
observe that while there are some things you can do that I can't do,
there are also some things I can do that you can't do. Now the thing
that is brown like a cent, is bigger than a cent, is worth less than a
cent, yet costs a cent, is a cent's worth of molasses taffy--which the
Terrapin will now pass around for sale, along with my photographs, for
the benefit of my family."
Then the Lobster bowed, the Shark and he locked fin and arm again, and
'mid the strains of music from the band marched out of the ring, and
Jimmieboy looking up from the canvas for a moment saw that the Imp had
returned.
[TO BE CONTINUED.]
[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]
The number of important games crowded into the last few weeks of the
season has delayed me in making as prompt comment as I could wish on
many interesting matches. Readers of this Department, however, may
always feel that sooner or later the whole field of sports will be
covered, and that eventually every branch that each one is interested in
will get its fair share of attention. And although the football season
of the Boston schools will be closed by the time this number of the
Round Table is published, I want to go back a few weeks and speak of the
games that have been played during the past month.
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