_Blanche_. Yes.
_Old Woman_ (_chuckling_). It's the right place. Oh yes, it's the right
place. The Ninepin Club is where I was bound for.
_Christabel_. A most extraordinary person.
_Old Woman_. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh, I
see, nine of you. That's why you are the Ninepin Club. Quite a
coincidence. (_Shakes her head gravely._) But I thought there were ten
in your class. How does it happen that you're one short?
_Blanche_. If you please, we would like to know what right you have to
question our Club. Who are you, please?
_Old Woman_. Certainly, certainly. What's my name and where's my home?
My name is Granny Playfair, and I am the general Club regulator.
Whenever a Club is established, I look after it, d'ye see?
[_The girls appear much mystified._]
_Blanche_. Well, Granny Playfair?
_Granny_. And knowing about the Ninepin Club, I have come to regulate
it.
_Blanche_. But how did you know about our Club? The members are pledged
to secrecy.
_Granny_. How did I know? Well, there's where I am pledged to secrecy.
It's a mighty good thing for Clubs that I regulate them, though. Little
birds of the air sometimes tell me things.
_Blanche_. But, are you sure that our Club needs regulating?
_Granny_. Quite sure. Your Club is wrong all through.
_Blanche_. I have made a special study of _Cushing's Manual_, and we are
quite parliamentary.
_Granny_. Well, I'm glad of that. (_Shakes her head._) Oh, but you do
need regulating. And I shall do it. Never fear. Now let me see, you were
talking about summer. Would you like to see how the birds keep summer?
That would help you a little.
_Several of the Girls_. Oh yes, indeed.
_Granny_ (_knocks on the floor. Door opens, and enter two little
children dressed in blue_). Come in, my birds. Are all the other birds
assembled to do my bidding?
_Blue Birds_:
We heard you call, yes, one and all,
And we were sent, we two;
So now, dear Lady, tell us, please,
What you would have us do;
For every little blue bird is
Devoted quite to you.
_Granny_. Then fly, and find us the wood where the laurel grows
thickest.
[_Exeunt birds._]
_Helen_ (_aside_). This is an interesting Old Woman, but I can't make
her out.
_Agnes_. Nor I, one bit.
_Granny_. Shall I tell you my dream, young ladies?
_Girls_. Oh! do tell us your dream.
[Illustration: I SAW A FIGURE HUDDLED IN A CORNER.]
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