Harper's Round Table, November 19, 1895 — John Shaqi
Harper's Round Table, November 19, 1895Various
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Harper's Round Table, November 19, 1895
Various
Children's periodicals
[_Enter_ Genius of Thanksgiving, _fat, jolly, corn-husks for hair,
trimmed in any fantastic way with pop-corn, strings of raisins,
apples, etc._]
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Tut, tut, sprites! Not so fast, my fine
fellows. Here, now. Peace! Silence!
[_Catches one by the ear, shakes another, and soon the sprites are
quiet._]
_Nuts and Raisins_. We were but having a little game of tag, master.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Another time, sprites. Now there's work to be
done. Have you made your manners to the ladies? Oh, saucy children!
Fairies, forgive them.
_First Fairy_. Since the sleeping child was not disturbed, 'twas of no
consequence, sir. You were kind to come at our call, Genius of
Thanksgiving. Here is a family that you have overlooked. There is no
dinner provided for to-morrow. Is it too late?
[Illustration: WHY, NO, THE NAME IS NOT HERE!]
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Why, how comes that? (_Looks over a long list
of names._) No, the name--what is it, Forrester?--is not here. Well,
that's a sad omission. No, ma'am, it's not too late. Sprites, you must
hustle and bustle, and get up a first-class dinner for the Forresters.
Do you hear?
_Sprites all_. We hear--we will.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Are we all present? No. [_Impatiently taps on
the floor._]
_Enter_ Purveyor of Turkeys, _strutting. He gobbles._
_Purveyor of Turkeys_. Good-evening, master, and you, Fairies.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Sirrah, Purveyor of Turkeys, you're late. Have
you a fine fat turkey left?
_Purveyor of Turkeys_. I have, sir. The demand was terrible this year,
but I have laid by a few, thinking they would be wanted for late
dinners.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Save us a good one, then--twelve-pound weight.
Is that big enough, Fairies? The family is small, I believe.
_First Fairy_. That will do, sir.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Will you have it cooked or uncooked.
_Second Fairy_. Uncooked. But pray do not forget the stuffing.
_Enter_ Miss Maize _and_ Miss Corn Tassel, _dressed in white and
yellow_.
_Miss Maize_. Who speaks of turkey stuffing? I will attend to that.
_Miss Corn Tassel_. Yes, we will furnish the bread and biscuit, the
butter and thyme, and I can add the eggs.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Miss Maize and Miss Corn Tassel, young ladies,
you are late. But there are others later still.
_Enter_ Miss Grape, _elegantly attired in purple_.
_Nuts and Raisins_. Ah! See Miss Grape, our purple sprite. So pretty, so
graceful! Did Master Frost speak with thee, child?
_Miss Grape_. He did indeed take my hand, and waltz me hither.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Nay, I warrant me, he stopped not there.
_Miss Grape_. He pressed a kiss upon my cheek. He said 'twould give it a
richer bloom.
_Genius of Thanksgiving_. Well, naughty, pretty child, canst give us
grapes for our Thanksgiving dinner?
_Miss Grape_. That can I, both white and black, pretty to look upon,
sweet to taste, and no harm within.
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