Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788 — John Shaqi
Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788Anonymous
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788
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English wit and humor; Prostitution -- England -- London -- Humor; Sex -- Humor
Would the amorous _devotee_ wish us
to say more, perhaps he may require
personal charms, even then he will not
be disappointed; she is of the brunette
cast, with fine languishing eyes, fine
even teeth, plump, well formed, pant-
ing bubbies, and as she has now only
entered into her nineteenth year, can-
not possibly have lost the transports
of _mutuality_; at present she trades the
independant lass, having no particular
friend
( 58 )
friend to humour or offend; she takes
her noon and evening excursions re-
gularly, and enjoys, with unfeigned rap-
ture, every man of pleasure that _en-
ters_ properly equipped for the sport;
and her love of variety, and her at-
tachment to the sport, is so very
prevalent, that, provided the gentle-
man's pocket is sufficiently armed,
there is not the least reason to fear she
then will meet him _midway_, with true
rapture, will _grasp_ the _pointed weapon_ with
genuine female fortitude, and urge him
_home_ with singular delight, _lesson_ his
_pride_ with becoming dignity, and ask
repeated pleasures.------It is now only
eight months we have been able to
call her _our own_, and as she seems sa-
tisfied with one guinea, would recom-
mend her as a _deserving_ peice.
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Miss K--n, _Castle-Street, Oxford Market_.
"Let _Nature_ empty her whole quiver in me,
"I have a _part_, which, like an ample shield,
Can _take in all_, and yet leave room for more.
This lady assumed the name, she at
present goes by, from motives of con-
cealment
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cealment in her _sportive_ profession, in
which the drives a good trade, and is
very much lik'd by the _beaux esprits_ of
the age for her _spunk_, being remarkably
full of Cyprian Spirit, many degrees
above any proof it has ever been put to;
so that for the power of her parts, and
active ability, she could match Turk
Gregory; and when she had him in her
tenacious arms, he might perform the
amorous feat within the _magic circle_ of her
charms, till even strength, like his, was
_spent_, and nature quite exhausted of all
her balmy store, whilst she, untired, and
springing from the bed, would ask a fresh
attack, and still give pleasure in the warm
embrace; she is of a dark complexion,
with a wide mouth, and extraordinary
well formed for a winter's companion.
She has no pretensions to beauty, but
founds her claims to public favour on in-
ternal merit, and her _capacity_ and skill in
the rites of Venus, appealing rather to
the sense of touch, than that of sight; she
is in general to be met with at a favourite
hop, at the west end of the town, and if
Mr. B--rd should not be there, you may
gain the liberty of attending her home,
and the will thank you for half a guinea.
Mrs.
( 60 )
Mrs. H--rv--y, No. 21, _Queen Ann
Street East_.
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