Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788Anonymous
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788
Anonymous
English wit and humor; Prostitution -- England -- London -- Humor; Sex -- Humor
This lively girl is a native of Somerset-
shire, and being thought by her good
parents the rose of the garden, received
an education perhaps beyond what their
circumstances would then admit of, and
pride
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pride with innocence danced hand in
hand. From a great desire of becoming
well acquainted with the world she was
apprenticed to a millener of the same
place,
Whose parent _hand_ the first _ideas_ form'd.
Scarce fifteen ripening autumns had
arrived, e'er she felt the divine influence
nature began to inspire her with; the
little fluid nipples till now unnoticed and
almost unseen, began to strut in all the
elegance of infant prime; the heart
began to feel their sovereign power, and
modest nature painted the budding blush
in the centre; nature's sink began no
longer to be thought as such, since now
another fluid passed the narrow bounds,
and instilled, by power instinctive, fresh
feeling into the whole channel, and
every thought and every action seemed
founded on those feelings. It is now
about ten months since she arrived, and
enlisted in the Cyprian choir; she possesses
a delicate fair complexion, with lively
blue eyes, a pretty mouth, and is well
embellished with two rows of polished
ivory; we cannot pretend to stile her a
beauty, but her lively and chearful
disposition, and her accomplishments
under
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under _cover_ in great measure compensate
for the deficiency in her person, and make
one pound one a trifle for a whole night's
possession.
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Miss Ch--ld, No. 3, _Charles-Street,
Goodge-Street_.
To arms, to arms, the Cyprian Queen
Here braves the god of War,
And tho' on back, not backward seen
To take his wond'rous spear,
And melt it in her _clasping fold_,
The fold of rapturous burning bliss,
'Till quite o'erspent in nature's _mould_,
Then darts fresh vigor with a kiss.
If a first rate smart little buck would
wish for a mould to cast light infantry
men in, we would strongly recommend
him to Miss Ch--ld. She has a noble
martial disposition, and would sooner die
than be out rivalled; but independant of
that occurrence in her professional line,
her temper and disposition are good, and
her abilities between the sheets are not
easily equalled, excelled they cannot be;
she
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