Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788Anonymous
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788
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English wit and humor; Prostitution -- England -- London -- Humor; Sex -- Humor
We can but pity our little girl in
question for being so unhappily situated;
she is a charming sprightly lass, and so
fond of kissing, and so perfect a mistress
in the art, that she will frequently force
nature to a dissolving pitch, before the
_right parts_ come in proper contract; her
liveliness of disposition, and activity in
the sports of Venus, make her so desi-
rable a bed-fellow, that her magic _ring_
is as much sought after as the philoso-
pher's stone; has good hair and teeth, a
plump round, firm breast, and confined
merely as an object to sensual desire, pos-
sesses every qualification a sensualift can
desire. She is to be met with every
night at Sterling's, and being newly come
on to the town, and possessing too much
innocence, as well as ignorance, to fight
the world as she ought, she is frequently
bilked; but this there is no doubt she
will soon get the better off, particularly
if she follows the precepts and advice of
the old lady she lives with.
Miss
( 113 )
Miss Phoebe B--rn, No. 5, _Eagle-
street, Red Lion Square_.
Behold her round the vine, in loose attire,
Her panting bosom thrills with soft desire,
Which white and firm invites the amorous hand,
And never fails to make the member stand;
Then to her couch she'll lead the conquered
boy,
Who in her feels a tickling pinching joy.
Bishopsgate-street is the place that gave
birth to this volatile charmer; her father
moved in the sphere of a hackney-coach-
man, and reared this daughter of Venus
with no small care, till she attained her
sixteenth year, at which period, a young
man about twenty wooed her, and she did
not repulse him; but found his embraces
so agreeable, that she soon wished for
food more substantial than kisses; but
then the thought of sacrificing her cha-
racter to her pleasure was a bar not easily
surmounted, but nature called so loud
for its favorite _choak pear_, that she resolved
to throw herself into the arms of the
vigorous youth, and for the first time
suck
( 114 )
suck the juice of the enchanting fruit;
a few promises and vows of his, fully
preponderated all her maiden niceties,
and she soon yielded to the giddy im-
pulse of her passion;
She did not stay for marriage, that stale
trick,
But lost her reputation for a----;
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