This is fully verified in Mrs. S. who is never so good a companion as when a _little_ enlivened with the juice of the grape but, always guided by prudence and dis- cretion, she never goes so far as to render herself the least unpleasant. Her figure is tall, elegant and stately. Her full orb'd chest lie open to the gale, And teach the lily whiteness in the vale. Her legs and feet are particularly neat and clean; she sings a good song, is a very good friend to mirth and good hu- mour, and always steers clear of vulga- rity. ( 122 ) rity. She is now in her twentieth year, possessed of every charm that encourag- ing. age can boast, and but a very few months has left Hampshire; we therefore think two guineas bestowed upon her cannot be regretted. ___________________________________ Miss C--rb--t, No. 16, _Goodge-street_. Panting she lay, and fetch'd long double sighs, Whilst with thick mists pleasure had dimmed her eyes. Some girls have been debauched by delusive arts, and under promises of mar- riage, and others have commenced har- lots through want, but neither of these motives actuated this lady's principles; it was mere lewdness that overpowered all nature's works, and stamped the princi- ples of conjunction and copulation at a very early period: Ere twelve summers had warmed her constitution, she learned the use of different machines, and felt the effects of friction as soon as she had any genial fluid within her. Who first stamped her virgin mould, we are at a loss to tell, but from the luxuriance of the ( 123 ) the present soil, guess it was broke open at an early period. She is a very luscious looking piece, with dark eyes and hair, a very good complexion, tall, and genteely formed, with a charming slender leg, and a pretty foot, which she never troubles the gentlemen to stoop very low to have a perfect view of. She is very good na- tured, sings a good song, and is in bed a charming companion, particularly at this season of the year; for she is desirous of having every part in contact the whole night. In regard to price, she has one fixed rule; she always measures a gentle- man's _may-pole_ by a standard of _nine inches_, and expects a guinea for every inch it is short of full measure. ___________________________________ Miss G--rd--ner, No. 47, _Union-street, Oxford street_. She thrust among the bushes her fair hand, To draw the plant; and every plant she drew, She shook the stalk, and brushed away the dew. This lady's character answers exceed- ingly well to her name, being exquisitely well skilled in the art of _raising_ plants in a _hot-bed_; this she practices on her own _bottom_, ( 124 )