Harvard Stories: Sketches of the UndergraduatePost, Waldron Kintzing
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Harvard Stories: Sketches of the Undergraduate
Post, Waldron Kintzing
College stories, American; College students -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction
The objects of the Brotherhood were declared to be lunch, liberty, and
the pursuit of happiness. The first rule was to assist each other in
obtaining nourishment and irrigation at the crowded "spreads." They were
to do commissariat duty for no one. The second principle was to stand by
each other through all the perils of the day; if any brother should be
captured the others were to rescue him at once,--three men could resist
better than one. They also arranged a plan of co-operation and mutual
relief, by which any member could talk to any one he chose without fear
of bondage. The strategic moves were as follows. If one of the three saw
some one to whom he wanted to talk, he was to notify the others, who
would stand at his back while he opened fire. A time limit of five
minutes was to be allowed him. Brother Stoughton wanted to cut this down
to two minutes, and Brother Randolph desired ten. The altercation roused
suspicions in Brother Stoughton's mind, and insinuations on his part
against Brother Randolph's sincerity; but Brother Burleigh smoothed over
the incipient breach and compromised on five minutes. At the end of five
minutes the fire was to be slackened, and half of the reserves called up
by saying: "May I present my friend," etc. One of the fresh supports
should then wheel to the front, and while he engaged the enemy, the
other two should go off and find a non-union man,--a happy,
irresponsible Junior, if possible, one of those important, conceited
Juniors, who wear little silver ushers' pins, and think they are running
the whole thing and having a glorious time. The two brethren were to
tell this Junior that a very charming girl had asked particularly to
have him presented. Then they should take him up to where their
companion was holding his ground, throw the Junior into the action, and
under cover of this diversion the three would retreat and leave him to
his fate, pleasant or otherwise, as the case might be.
Hudson thought the plan an excellent one, but was precluded from joining
by family cares. Holworthy said "nonsense," and also expected to be busy
all day. Gray declared it was all out of keeping with the spirit of the
day, and indignantly refused to have anything to do with it; whereupon
the Amalgamated Brethren called him "scab," and threatened to shadow him
during the evening. Jack Rattleton did not show much interest on either
side, and indeed was not sure that he would stay up for Class Day at
all. There was something the matter with Jack, probably the effects of
his abnormal efforts during the examinations.
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