Harvard Stories: Sketches of the UndergraduatePost, Waldron Kintzing
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Harvard Stories: Sketches of the Undergraduate
Post, Waldron Kintzing
College stories, American; College students -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction
It rains on Class Day every fifth year, and as this was only the third,
the weather was all right on the great morning. The vanguard of the
invaders was first met in Saunders' Theatre, and there held in check and
severely handled for an hour and a half. That was the last resistance
offered, however; after that the bright, victorious masses swarmed
everywhere, and reinforcements kept pouring in over the bridge. The
Protective Brotherhood formed square immediately, and bravely cut its
way through the opening spread at the Hemenway Gymnasium. It moved on
the other spreads with equal success. There was a little friction early
in the day betwixt Brothers Stoughton and Randolph, because the latter
led into action with unnecessary frequency and boldness. He wanted to
talk to some one every fifteen minutes, and the supporting tactics had
to be put in operation too often to suit Dick. Furthermore, Randolph
frequently ran over the time limit.
In the struggle round the Tree, the "gang" organized itself with great
effect. Little Gray was mounted on Burleigh's shoulders, and with the
others guarding him, tore down flowers enough for all his supporters.
After the Tree, the Brotherhood prudently united again, and towards
evening went cautiously to the Beck Hall spread. They had hardly got on
the grounds before Randolph in an undertone ejaculated the
omnisignificant, "By Jove!"
"Are you going in again?" demanded Stoughton, impatiently. "You'll tire
us out. We shall do this thing once too often, the first thing you know,
and one of us will get stuck."
"You fellows needn't bother about relieving me this time," answered
Randolph, graciously, and off he went. He was not seen again during the
evening.
"That is what I call rank desertion," exclaimed Dick, in disgust. "I
have been afraid all along he'd do that. The beggar uses us all day
until _she_ turns up, then we can shift for ourselves."
"Treason, treason!" cried Burleigh, "let's follow him up and make it
pleasant for him."
"No," growled Dick, "let these squires of dames run their heads into the
yoke if they want to. Come on, old man, you and I will stand by each
other, anyway, and live and die free men. Let's strike the grub; that
Tree shindy has made me ravenous."
But the "grub" was hard to "strike." Pale famine threatened over the
lawn of Beck Hall. There was a surging mass around the table in the
tent, and as fast as a dish was brought in (which was not very fast) it
was snapped up by the foragers with cries of "For a lady, for a lady."
There was little hope for a free patriot guerilla among these enthralled
commissaries of the conquerors.
"Look here," said Dick, "I notice the dishes are brought out of that
door. The thing for us to do is to trace these waiters up to their
source."
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