Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider), 1856-1925. She -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
[24]
See cover. Most important to have this cover bound in _sur
brochure_.--PUBLISHER.
'How much,' said I to the priestess of the temple, 'could you afford to
let me have that old bundle of rags for?'
'That old bundle of rags?' said the woman, 'Take it, dear lady, take it
and keep it (if you can), and the blessing of Abraham be on your head!'
So anxious was she to part with the mummy that we could hardly get her
to accept a merely nominal price. To give plausibility to the purchase,
we said we wanted the rags for a paper-mill. Joyously did Leonora and I
call a passing chariot, and, with the mummy between us, we drove to our
abode. I was surprised on the way by receiving a pettish push from
Leonora's foot.
'Don't tread on my toes,' she said, though I had not even stirred. I
told her as much, and we were getting a little animated when my bonnet
was twitched off and thrown out into the darkness.
'Leonora,' I said severely, 'these manners are unworthy of a lady!'
'I declare, my dear Polly,' she replied, 'that I never even moved!' and
as she was obviously in earnest I had to accept her word.
When we reached home, after a series of petty but provoking
accidents,[25] we first locked up the mummy very carefully in the spare
bedroom. To-morrow would be time enough, we said, to consult the wizard
as to our next movement. We ordered a repast of the native viands
(which included, I remember, a small but savoury fish, the Blô-ta), and
sought our couches, in better spirits than usual.
[25]
I say, are you not gliding insensibly into _The Fallen
Idol_?--PUBLISHER.
Not a bit, you wait and you'll see.--ED.
Next morning, long before Leonora was awake, the young but intelligent
Slavî (so the common people call housemaids) crept into my chamber with
a death-white face.
'Ômum,' she said (it is a term of courtesy), 'wot a night we've been
having?'
'Why, what is the matter, Jemimaran?' I asked, for that was her
melodious native name.
'There's _something_ in the spare room, mum, a-carrying on horful. The
bell ringing all night, and the Thing screaming and walking up and down
as restless! I'm a-going to give warning, mum,' she added
confidentially.
'Why, you've _given_ it,' I said, to reassure her. 'Forewarned is
forearmed.'
'Four-legged It do run sometimes, like a beast, mum, wailing terrible.
Up and down, up and down It goes, and always ringing the bell, and
crying high for a brandy-and-soda, mum, like a creature tormented.'[26]
[26]
Do take care. This is copyright! Don't you remember Mr.
Hyde?--PUBLISHER.
Neither Hyde nor Hidol, you're so nervous. Do wait till the
end.--ED.
Wish it was come!--PUBLISHER.
'Well,' I asked, though every hair upon my head stood erect with horror
(adding greatly to the peculiarity of my appearance), 'well, did you
take It what It asked for?'
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