Clean-shaven, well-clothed, there was no longer any need for him to go
to the hotel, unless he wished to dine there. If the devotee of nature,
back in the swimming pool, was a stranger in these parts and not a guest
at the hotel, the Watermelon felt that he could do this with pleasure
and safety. It was after twelve, and his ever-present desire to eat was
becoming too pronounced to be comfortable. It would be a fitting climax
to a highly delightful morning to have dinner, surrounded by gentle folk
again, for the Watermelon came of a gentle family. He had no fear, for
some time at least, of the owner of the borrowed clothes making himself
unnecessarily conspicuous. But, on the other hand, if he were a guest at
the hotel, the clothes would probably be recognized and murder be the
simplest solution of their change of owners. Still, reasoned the
Watermelon, with a shrewd guess at the truth, if he were a guest, it was
hardly likely that he would be swimming alone in the isolated pond, in
the bathing suit designed by nature. The clothes hardly indicated a
young man of a serious turn of mind, who would seek the wooded solitudes
in preference to the vivacious society of his kind to be found in a big
hotel.
The wood ended abruptly at a stone wall. There was a road beyond the
wall, and beyond the road, another stone wall and more woods. It was a
narrow woodland road, a short cut to the hotel. It wound its way out of
sight, up a hill, through the pines. It was grass-grown and shady and
the trees met overhead. Sweetbrier and wild roses grew along the stone
walls, while gay little flowers and delicate ferns ventured out into the
road itself, and with every passing breeze nodded merrily from the ruts
of last winter’s wood hauling. By the side of the road, like a glaring
anachronism, a variety theater in Paradise, a vacuum cleaner among the
ferns and daisies, stood a huge red touring car with shining brass work
and raised top. No one was anywhere in sight and the Watermelon climbed
into the tonneau and leaned comfortably back in the roomy depths.
"Home, Henry," said he languidly to an imaginary chauffeur.
A honk, honk behind him answered. He leaned from the car and saw
another turn into the road and come toward him. It was a touring car,
big and blue. An elderly gentleman, fat, serious, important, was at the
wheel. Beside him sat a lady, and a chauffeur languished in the tonneau.
"Hello, Thomas," called the old gentleman with the affability of a
performing elephant, addressing the Watermelon by the name of his car,
as is the custom of the road.
"Hello, William," answered the Watermelon, wondering why they called him
Thomas.
The old gentleman flushed angrily and the lady laughed, a delightful
laugh of girlish amusement. The Watermelon smiled.
"We are a Packard," explained the old gentleman stiffly.
"Are you?" said the Watermelon, wholly unimpressed by the information.
"Well, I ain’t a Thomas."
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