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where there are all sorts of visitors, than in the country where
everybody knows all about their pedigree and belongings. Dolly’s only
real help was Miss Matilda Trevor, the second daughter of the admiral, a
plain, good woman, but so shortsighted that she had to put her nose into
everything before she could see it. Some of the smaller lights of
Markham, Mrs. Booth, and her niece, from Rosebank, and young Mrs.
Rossiter, the doctor’s wife, might have been of a little use; but their
heads were turned by the offer the rector inadvertently made of the
chairs reserved for the Markhams on the lawn. When they had such a
chance of distinction, of making their “position” quite apparent, and
showing their equality with the county people, who could wonder that
these ladies threw over the children, and Dolly, though not without many
compunctions? Poor ladies! they did not make very much of it; they
talked to each other which they could do any day, and now and then got a
word from Miss Trevor, who poked out her trumpet for the answer,
frightening Mrs. Rossiter out of her wits.
This, however, accomplished Dolly’s discomfiture, leaving her altogether
to herself. It was a pretty scene, as everybody said. The people who
were walking about the garden dropped off as the afternoon went on, but
the great people sat it out; though they paused to say it was a pretty
scene, they were busy with their own talk, and had nothing else to do
that was of any importance. The admiral had got into an argument with
Lord Westland about the new ironclads--if argument that could be called
which consisted of vituperation on the part of the old sailor and
amiable remonstrances from the new lord.
“Ships,” the bigoted old seaman cried, the foam flying from his lips, “I
doncall’em ships.” He ran his words into each other, which made him very
difficult to understand. “Shtinking old tin-kettles, old potshanpans,
that’s what I call ’em. Set a seaman afloatin’em shlike
puttin’emdownamine. I don’ callit afloat.”
“My dear sir,” said Lord Westland, blandly, “there may be something in
what you say; but we might as well try to confine the waves of the sea,
as a certain king did, as to keep back science. Science, admiral, must
have her way.”
“Let’erhav’erway,” cried the old man, “down to the bottom if sheshamind.
One good seamansh worth more ’ana shipload o’ph’losophers.
Let’emman’erownships; let’em man their own ships. Crew o’ph’losophers
’shtead o’seamen. Bust their boilers’s often ’shtheylike and devil a
harm.”
“He says the new ships should have crews of philosophers,” said Miss
Trevor, tranquilly, putting up her hand to silence the anxious “I did
not catch your last remark,” to which Lord Westland was about to give
utterance. The peer shook his indulgent head.
“My dear admiral, philosophers, though it may please you and me, who are
old-fashioned, to rail at them, are rapidly becoming the masters of the
world.”
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