American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“‘Send for me if you want me again,’ says Redruth, and hoists his
Stetson, and walks off. He’d have called it pride, but the
nixycomlogical name for it is laziness. No woman don’t like to run
after a man. ‘Let him come back, hisself,’ says the girl; and I’ll be
bound she tells the boy with the pay ore to trot; and then spends her
time watching out the window for the man with the empty pocket-book and
the tickly moustache.
“I reckon Redruth waits about nine year expecting her to send him a
note by a nigger asking him to forgive her. But she don’t. ‘This game
won’t work,’ says Redruth; ‘then so won’t I.’ And he goes in the hermit
business and raises whiskers. Yes; laziness and whiskers was what done
the trick. They travel together. You ever hear of a man with long
whiskers and hair striking a bonanza? No. Look at the Duke of
Marlborough and this Standard Oil snoozer. Have they got ’em?
“Now, this Alice didn’t never marry, I’ll bet a hoss. If Redruth had
married somebody else she might have done so, too. But he never turns
up. She has these here things they call fond memories, and maybe a lock
of hair and a corset steel that he broke, treasured up. Them sort of
articles is as good as a husband to some women. I’d say she played out
a lone hand. I don’t blame no woman for old man Redruth’s abandonment
of barber shops and clean shirts.”
Next in order came the passenger who was nobody in particular. Nameless
to us, he travels the road from Paradise to Sunrise City.
But him you shall see, if the firelight be not too dim, as he responds
to the Judge’s call.
A lean form, in rusty-brown clothing, sitting like a frog, his arms
wrapped about his legs, his chin resting upon his knees. Smooth,
oakum-coloured hair; long nose; mouth like a satyr’s, with upturned,
tobacco-stained corners. An eye like a fish’s; a red necktie with a
horseshoe pin. He began with a rasping chuckle that gradually formed
itself into words.
“Everybody wrong so far. What! a romance without any orange blossoms!
Ho, ho! My money on the lad with the butterfly tie and the certified
checks in his trouserings.
“Take ’em as they parted at the gate? All right. ‘You never loved me,’
says Redruth, wildly, ‘or you wouldn’t speak to a man who can buy you
the ice-cream.’ ‘I hate him,’ says she. ‘I loathe his side-bar buggy; I
despise the elegant cream bonbons he sends me in gilt boxes covered
with real lace; I feel that I could stab him to the heart when he
presents me with a solid medallion locket with turquoises and pearls
running in a vine around the border. Away with him! ’Tis only you I
love.’ ‘Back to the cosy corner!’ says Redruth. ‘Was I bound and
lettered in East Aurora? Get platonic, if you please. No jack-pots for
mine. Go and hate your friend some more. For me the Nickerson girl on
Avenue B, and gum, and a trolley ride.’
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