American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“No, you didn’t,” said Trinidad, decidedly. “I found it myself. I
learned about that Latin word at school.”
“I will accompany you,” declared the Judge, waving his cane. “Perhaps
such eloquence and gift of language as I possess will be of benefit in
persuading our young friends to lend themselves to our project.”
Within an hour Yellowhammer was acquainted with the scheme of Trinidad
and the Judge, and approved it. Citizens who knew of families with
offspring within a forty-mile radius of Yellowhammer came forward and
contributed their information. Trinidad made careful notes of all such,
and then hastened to secure a vehicle and team.
The first stop scheduled was at a double log-house fifteen miles out
from Yellowhammer. A man opened the door at Trinidad’s hail, and then
came down and leaned upon the rickety gate. The doorway was filled with
a close mass of youngsters, some ragged, all full of curiosity and
health.
“It’s this way,” explained Trinidad. “We’re from Yellowhammer, and we
come kidnappin’ in a gentle kind of a way. One of our leading citizens
is stung with the Santa Claus affliction, and he’s due in town
to-morrow with half the folderols that’s painted red and made in
Germany. The youngest kid we got in Yellowhammer packs a forty-five and
a safety razor. Consequently we’re mighty shy on anybody to say ‘Oh’
and ‘Ah’ when we light the candles on the Christmas tree. Now, partner,
if you’ll loan us a few kids we guarantee to return ’em safe and sound
on Christmas Day. And they’ll come back loaded down with a good time
and Swiss Family Robinsons and cornucopias and red drums and similar
testimonials. What do you say?”
“In other words,” said the Judge, “we have discovered for the first
time in our embryonic but progressive little city the inconveniences of
the absence of adolescence. The season of the year having approximately
arrived during which it is a custom to bestow frivolous but often
appreciated gifts upon the young and tender—”
“I understand,” said the parent, packing his pipe with a forefinger. “I
guess I needn’t detain you gentlemen. Me and the old woman have got
seven kids, so to speak; and, runnin’ my mind over the bunch, I don’t
appear to hit upon none that we could spare for you to take over to
your doin’s. The old woman has got some popcorn candy and rag dolls hid
in the clothes chest, and we allow to give Christmas a little whirl of
our own in a insignificant sort of style. No, I couldn’t, with any
degree of avidity, seem to fall in with the idea of lettin’ none of ’em
go. Thank you kindly, gentlemen.”
Down the slope they drove and up another foothill to the ranch-house of
Wiley Wilson. Trinidad recited his appeal and the Judge boomed out his
ponderous antiphony. Mrs. Wiley gathered her two rosy-cheeked
youngsters close to her skirts and did not smile until she had seen
Wiley laugh and shake his head. Again a refusal.
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