American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Hondo Bill, six feet two, gentle of voice and impulsive in action, was
dragging the sacks from the rear of the wagon before Moody had finished
his speech. A knife shone in his hand, and they heard the ripping sound
as it bit through the tough canvas. The outlaws crowded around and
began tearing open letters and packages, enlivening their labours by
swearing affably at the writers, who seemed to have conspired to
confute the prediction of Ben Moody. Not a dollar was found in the
Fredericksburg mail.
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself,” said Hondo Bill to the
mail-carrier in solemn tones, “to be packing around such a lot of old,
trashy paper as this. What d’you mean by it, anyhow? Where do you
Dutchers keep your money at?”
The Ballinger mail sack opened like a cocoon under Hondo’s knife. It
contained but a handful of mail. Fritz had been fuming with terror and
excitement until this sack was reached. He now remembered Lena’s
letter. He addressed the leader of the band, asking that that
particular missive be spared.
“Much obliged, Dutch,” he said to the disturbed carrier. “I guess
that’s the letter we want. Got spondulicks in it, ain’t it? Here she
is. Make a light, boys.”
Hondo found and tore open the letter to Mrs. Hildesmuller. The others
stood about, lighting twisted up letters one from another. Hondo gazed
with mute disapproval at the single sheet of paper covered with the
angular German script.
“Whatever is this you’ve humbugged us with, Dutchy? You call this here
a valuable letter? That’s a mighty low-down trick to play on your
friends what come along to help you distribute your mail.”
“That’s Chiny writin’,” said Sandy Grundy, peering over Hondo’s
shoulder.
“You’re off your kazip,” declared another of the gang, an effective
youth, covered with silk handkerchiefs and nickel plating. “That’s
shorthand. I see ’em do it once in court.”
“Ach, no, no, no—dot is German,” said Fritz. “It is no more as a little
girl writing a letter to her mamma. One poor little girl, sick and
vorking hard avay from home. Ach! it is a shame. Good Mr. Robberman,
you vill please let me have dot letter?”
“What the devil do you take us for, old Pretzels?” said Hondo with
sudden and surprising severity. “You ain’t presumin’ to insinuate that
we gents ain’t possessed of sufficient politeness for to take an
interest in the miss’s health, are you? Now, you go on, and you read
that scratchin’ out loud and in plain United States language to this
here company of educated society.”
Hondo twirled his six-shooter by its trigger guard and stood towering
above the little German, who at once began to read the letter,
translating the simple words into English. The gang of rovers stood in
absolute silence, listening intently.
“How old is that kid?” asked Hondo when the letter was done.
“Eleven,” said Fritz.
“And where is she at?”
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