American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
It is due to the breadth of Hondo Bill’s demerit and the largeness of
his achievements to state that the holding up of the Fredericksburg
mail was not perpetrated by way of an exploit. As the lion while in the
pursuit of prey commensurate to his prowess might set a frivolous foot
upon a casual rabbit in his path, so Hondo Bill and his gang had
swooped sportively upon the pacific transport of Meinherr Fritz.
The real work of their sinister night ride was over. Fritz and his mail
bag and his mules came as gentle relaxation, grateful after the arduous
duties of their profession. Twenty miles to the southeast stood a train
with a killed engine, hysterical passengers and a looted express and
mail car. That represented the serious occupation of Hondo Bill and his
gang. With a fairly rich prize of currency and silver the robbers were
making a wide detour to the west through the less populous country,
intending to seek safety in Mexico by means of some fordable spot on
the Rio Grande. The booty from the train had melted the desperate
bushrangers to jovial and happy skylarkers.
Trembling with outraged dignity and no little personal apprehension,
Fritz climbed out to the road after replacing his suddenly removed
spectacles. The band had dismounted and were singing, capering, and
whooping, thus expressing their satisfied delight in the life of a
jolly outlaw. Rattlesnake Rogers, who stood at the heads of the mules,
jerked a little too vigorously at the rein of the tender-mouthed
Donder, who reared and emitted a loud, protesting snort of pain.
Instantly Fritz, with a scream of anger, flew at the bulky Rogers and
began to assiduously pummel that surprised freebooter with his fists.
“Villain!” shouted Fritz, “dog, bigstiff! Dot mule he has a soreness by
his mouth. I vill knock off your shoulders mit your head— robbermans!”
“Yi-yi!” howled Rattlesnake, roaring with laughter and ducking his
head, “somebody git this here sour-krout off’n me!”
One of the band yanked Fritz back by the coat-tail, and the woods rang
with Rattlesnake’s vociferous comments.
“The dog-goned little wienerwurst,” he yelled, amiably. “He’s not so
much of a skunk, for a Dutchman. Took up for his animile plum quick,
didn’t he? I like to see a man like his hoss, even if it is a mule. The
dad-blamed little Limburger he went for me, didn’t he! Whoa, now,
muley—I ain’t a-goin’ to hurt your mouth agin any more.”
Perhaps the mail would not have been tampered with had not Ben Moody,
the lieutenant, possessed certain wisdom that seemed to promise more
spoils.
“Say, Cap,” he said, addressing Hondo Bill, “there’s likely to be good
pickings in these mail sacks. I’ve done some hoss tradin’ with these
Dutchmen around Fredericksburg, and I know the style of the varmints.
There’s big money goes through the mails to that town. Them Dutch risk
a thousand dollars sent wrapped in a piece of paper before they’d pay
the banks to handle the money.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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