The deuce! Had I been attired like yon Romeo, I certainly should have
taken to my heels; but a fellow can not run in a Capuchin's gown, and
retain any dignity. I would much rather be arrested than laughed at.
I stood irresolute. What was to be done? How much did he know? Did
he know who I was? And what was his object in letting me run my
course? I was all at sea. . . . Hang the grisly old Roman! I shut my
teeth; I would see the comedy to its end, no matter what befell. If
worst came to worst, there was always Teddy Hamilton to fall back on.
I made off toward the smoking-room, rumbling imprecations against the
gods for having given me the idea of attending this masquerade, when it
would have been cheaper and far more comfortable to go to the theater.
But as soon as I entered the smoking-room, I laughed. It was a droll
scene. Here we were, all of us, trying savagely to smoke a cigar or
cigarette through the flabby aperture designated in a mask as the
mouth. It was a hopeless job; for myself, I gave it up in disgust.
Nobody dared talk naturally for fear of being identified. When a man
did open his mouth it was only to commit some banal idiocy, for which,
during office hours, he would have been haled to the nearest insane
asylum and labeled incurable. Added to this was a heat matching
Sahara's and the oppressive odor of weltering paint.
By Jove! Only one man knew that the back of my card was unlike the
others: the man who had picked it up in old Friard's curio-shop, the
man who had come to Blankshire with me! I knew now. He had been there
buying a costume like myself. He had seen me on the train, and had
guessed the secret. I elbowed my way out of the smoking-room. It
wouldn't do me a bit of harm to ask a few polite questions of Mr.
Caesar of the sardonic laugh.
But I had lost the golden opportunity. Caesar had gone to join the
shades of other noble Romans; in vain I searched high and low for him.
Once I ran into Hamilton. His face was pale and disturbed and anxious.
"What's the trouble, Hamilton?" I asked, with forced gaiety.
He favored me with a penetrating glance.
"The very devil is the trouble," he growled. "Several of the ladies
have begun to miss valuable jewels. Anne of Austria has lost her
necklace and Queen Elizabeth is without a priceless comb; altogether,
about ten thousand dollars."
"Robbery?" I looked at him aghast.
"That's the word. Curse the luck! There is always something of this
sort happening to spoil the fun. But whoever has the jewels will not
get away with them."
"What are you going to do?"
"I have already sent for the village police. Now I shall lock
all the doors and make every man and woman produce cards for
identification,"--abruptly leaving me.
Thunderbolts out of heaven! My knees and collar bothered me again; the
first attack was trifling compared to this second seizure. How the
devil was I to get out?
"Are you searching for me?" inquired a soft voice at my elbow.
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